...waiting in line, you begin your weekly dance of resistance with the pocket-sized booklets nested in the rack above the chewing gum: Prophecies and Predictions; 50 Different Casseroles!; Strange Tragedies of the Silver Screen. And then, next to these, Everyday Witchcraft, the one that’s caught your eye today because its front cover seems so weird: a picture of a white cat sitting next to a crystal ball on a table draped in black velvet cloth—felt, most likely.

So I gave them a listen and Adrian was like, “Do you want to come and be in a music video I’m doing with Candie Payne?” He was shooting a promo for ‘Are You One’ by his band The Chanteuse And The Crippled Claw on Kersal Moor in Salford. He brought one of those really cheap all in one rabbit suits. And he said, “Will you put this on and run round with a water pistol?” And I’d just completed four months of BBC telly, so I was at an all time low and feeling creatively drained because there isn’t much in the way of creativity in TV drama, so I said, “Yeah, why not.” And I had a really enjoyable afternoon in Salford.