The Alchemist's Shack
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After only 3 days, the pilsner has already fermented out to between 4% and 4.5%
Racked it off the lees and will get to bottle conditioning soon
The taste currently is pretty underwhelming but thats no surprise considering its a room temperature, flat lager that hasnt been lager-ed or carbonated yet
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Forwarded from Texalian Gaming Epic Moments (Texalian)
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Forwarded from Wulfgar's Onion Fields
Is this a Ceep or a Shat
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"ey ceo what should we make the specs for the phone"
*snorts line off of a hookers tits*
"fucken send it"
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Looking through their entire phone catalog, every single one of those things has some gimmick thats just absolutely insane
Standard shit on almost all phones: digital night vision, thermal cam, huge battery (6000-15000mah), rugged as shit, connection port for endoscopes and microscopes
then comes the insane shit like:
122dB speaker
2Tb expendable storage
200MP cam
60x zoom microscope
wireless charging OTHER devices
built in walkie talkie
built in bluetooth earbuds
1000 lumen lamp + 20000mah battery
next gen thermal cam with dedicated gpu just for that
satellite connection
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they took autists as their target audience and tripled down on that niche, then ate a full roll of pervitin before coming up with the features for each phone
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i dont know where ulefone came from, i dont know how they manage to put all this shit into phones and i certainly dont know how they make them this fucking cheap considering those fucking specs but holy shit do i know who im buying my next phone from (after my cat phone breaks in 5+ years)
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The Alchemist's Shack
(after my cat phone breaks in 5+ years)
well i say breaks but i doubt thats actually gonna happen
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