Yo, some guys are making dieselpunk titanfall
https://youtu.be/E2gGOQ3Ifrg

15.75L of pear wine
About to cold crash and then let it bottle age

I have just been made aware of the existence of the armor 24, which has such ridiculous specs its absolutely insane

give it a read, absolute unit of a phone
https://www.ulefone.com/products/armor-24

No, i havent been paid to say this, im just autistic

After only 3 days, the pilsner has already fermented out to between 4% and 4.5%
Racked it off the lees and will get to bottle conditioning soon
The taste currently is pretty underwhelming but thats no surprise considering its a room temperature, flat lager that hasnt been lager-ed or carbonated yet

Yippie, 9L of beer

Is this a Ceep or a Shat

>15k mAh battery
>200MP camera
>121DB speaker

"ey ceo what should we make the specs for the phone"
*snorts line off of a hookers tits*
"fucken send it"

Looking through their entire phone catalog, every single one of those things has some gimmick thats just absolutely insane
Standard shit on almost all phones: digital night vision, thermal cam, huge battery (6000-15000mah), rugged as shit, connection port for endoscopes and microscopes
then comes the insane shit like:
122dB speaker
2Tb expendable storage
200MP cam
60x zoom microscope
wireless charging OTHER devices
built in walkie talkie
built in bluetooth earbuds
1000 lumen lamp + 20000mah battery
next gen thermal cam with dedicated gpu just for that
satellite connection

they took autists as their target audience and tripled down on that niche, then ate a full roll of pervitin before coming up with the features for each phone