Shattered a glass and I just don't want to deal with it right now so I put up a traffic cone in case I forget tomorrow

ordering from the indian restaurant and I just burst out laughing

Fond memory of being 16 and using this image to explain to my parents how come they only find unwashed dishes.

why is the entire province of quebec calling me

Quoting CEO of Antifa (@CrazyWeeMonkey)

An aspect of ultrawide monitors I hate is how flat ones are getting harder and harder to find, almost all ultrawides are curved now. I mostly enjoy my current 34" 3440x1440 144Hz IPS & don't plan to replace it this…

Gm. This thing on?

Four buses got stuck in a roundabout this morning in Oslo

Quoting RatstronautVT (@RatstronautVt)

@FlorkOfCows I want AI to do my TAXES not make art.

frightening: discord user reinvents the german language

Quoting festivikey 🎄 (@_keyhaw)

dev mfs in 2026

interviewed a candidate this morning and his stomach growled, then when i asked ‘did you not eat breakfast?' to break the ice, he said nah ‘i’m hungry to win with yall’

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