When I was a kid they played lame music for middle aged people in the supermarket but this morning at Whole Foods it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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not what i was going to say predictive text

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Shattered a glass and I just don't want to deal with it right now so I put up a traffic cone in case I forget tomorrow

ordering from the indian restaurant and I just burst out laughing

Fond memory of being 16 and using this image to explain to my parents how come they only find unwashed dishes.

why is the entire province of quebec calling me

Quoting CEO of Antifa (@CrazyWeeMonkey)

An aspect of ultrawide monitors I hate is how flat ones are getting harder and harder to find, almost all ultrawides are curved now. I mostly enjoy my current 34" 3440x1440 144Hz IPS & don't plan to replace it this…