They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

- Jack D. Ripper, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Oh ho, you're lucky a priest is taking me into the woods!

- Frank Murphy, F is for Family

Your potato? You can't, like, own a potato, man. It's one of Mother Earth's creatures.

- Homer, The Simpsons

I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.

- Frank, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

No. Try not. Do… or do not. There is no try.

- Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

You gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get into that boy's soul.

- Frank, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

- Don Corleone, The Godfather

Do you think that's air you're breathing now?

- Morpheus, Matrix

Never trust anyone too much, remember the devil was once an angel.

- Kaneki Ken, Tokyo Ghoul

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.

- Morty Smith, Rick and Morty

The world is a dangerous place, Elliott, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.

- Mr. Robot, Mr. Robot

When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.

- Cersei Lannister, Game of Thrones

Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

- Bane, Dark Knight Rises

You are wrong if you think joy emanates only or principally from human relationships. God has placed it all around us. It is in everything and anything we might experience. We just have to have the courage to turn against our habitual lifestyle and engage in unconventional living.

- Jon Krakauer, Into The Wild

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you.

- Dennis, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.

- The Architect, The Matrix

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian.

- Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight

Everyone is a monster to someone. Since you are so convinced that I am yours. I will be it.

- Captain Flint, Black Sails

Sometimes the best way to help yourself is to help someone else

- Iroh, Avatar the Last Airbender

All living things can travel through time. It's simple, really. Just wait a moment, and then another, and another. Do this often enough and you will have arrived at tomorrow. Enough tomorrows and you will be dead, adrift without power or patience. At the very end of time, you will ask yourself, "Where am I right now, and what have I done?" You will have grown old. You will have hoped, and you will have let go of hope. You will have tried, and you will have failed. Shaped by time and you are that you are not meant nor wish to be and you may be left with someone you loved and all the horrible things you've done for them until finally you will lose the very last thing you have left, yourself.

- Katarina Jones, 12 Monkeys

Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

- Morpheus, Matrix