I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.

- Frank, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the secret, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them

- Alfred Borden, The Prestige

The Love Formula: Add up the number of times you think about the lady each day. Subtract from the total the number of times you think about yourself each day.If the remainder is more lady, and less yourself, then it's love.

- Dr. Harry Wolper, Creator

The Love Formula: Add up the number of times you think about the lady each day. Subtract from the total the number of times you think about yourself each day.If the remainder is more lady, and less yourself, then it's love.

- Dr. Harry Wolper, Creator

Do you think that's air you're breathing now?

- Morpheus, Matrix

Shit just got real! Back up, homies, and let go of my uncle!

- Ricky Baker, Hunt for the Wilderpeople

Can we have ONE conversation about feminism where MEN get to be in charge?

- Kip Bunthart, Parks and Recreation

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

- Bryan Mills, Taken

We're All Looking For Happy.

- The Handler, The Umbrella Academy

I know it's not ordinary. But who ever loved ordinary?

- Joan Clarke, The Imitation Game

They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

- Jack D. Ripper, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Oh ho, you're lucky a priest is taking me into the woods!

- Frank Murphy, F is for Family

Your potato? You can't, like, own a potato, man. It's one of Mother Earth's creatures.

- Homer, The Simpsons

I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.

- Frank, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

No. Try not. Do… or do not. There is no try.

- Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

You gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get into that boy's soul.

- Frank, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

- Don Corleone, The Godfather

Do you think that's air you're breathing now?

- Morpheus, Matrix

Never trust anyone too much, remember the devil was once an angel.

- Kaneki Ken, Tokyo Ghoul

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.

- Morty Smith, Rick and Morty

The world is a dangerous place, Elliott, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.

- Mr. Robot, Mr. Robot