Everyone is a monster to someone. Since you are so convinced that I am yours. I will be it.

- Captain Flint, Black Sails

I May Be An Idiot, But There's One Thing I'm Not Sir, And That Is An Idiot.

- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

You think I wouldn't know if the guy I'm dating is retarded?

- Dee, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I'll be taking these Huggies and-uh-whatever cash ya got.

- H.I. McDonnough, Raising Arizona

I didn't choose the skuxx life, the skuxx life chose me.

- Ricky Baker, Hunt for the Wilderpeople

We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so long

- Paul Edgecomb, The Green Mile

I'm not fat. I'm cultivating mass.

- Mac, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.

- Harry Hart, Kingsman: Secret Service

Jack! Come back! Come back! Come back!.

- Rose, Titanic

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

- Timo Cruz, Coach Carter

Do you think that's air you're breathing now?

- Morpheus, Matrix

Dayman, fighter of the Nightman, champion of the sun, you're a master of karate and friendship for everyone!

- Dennis and Charlie, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.

- Benjamin Button, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

I looked for an 'I'm-sorry-I-got-you-shot' card, but they were all out.

- Joss Carter, Person Of Interest

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

- Timo Cruz, Coach Carter

No. Try not. Do… or do not. There is no try.

- Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

- Morpheus, Matrix

It took me five tries.

- old lady, Maid

I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.

- Frank, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the secret, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them

- Alfred Borden, The Prestige

The Love Formula: Add up the number of times you think about the lady each day. Subtract from the total the number of times you think about yourself each day.If the remainder is more lady, and less yourself, then it's love.

- Dr. Harry Wolper, Creator