LAPTOP, a meme coin linked to Biden’s son, crashed 95% within 30 minutes of launch.

It briefly hit a $100B valuation—people actually bought in at that level.

After TRUMP, meme coins launched by celebrities are basically an IQ test.

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He turned $200K into $2K betting on the LAPTOP meme.

Pulled $200K from Binance to jump into the BASE launch within seconds of it going live. Fifteen minutes later, his LAPTOP tokens were down to $2K.

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⚡️ BREAKING: Trump claims every adult U.S. citizen would receive a $5,000 dividend if Republicans win the midterms — a move projected to cost about $1.2 trillion.

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⚡️ BREAKING: U.S. core producer prices increased by 0.2% in August — below the expected 0.3% rise.

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Jacob Coxon, a former researcher at OpenAI and Anthropic, is stepping away from the AI industry—driven by growing fears that the rush to build advanced AI could lead to humanity’s downfall.

“People building AI genuinely believe it could destroy us all by the end of the decade,” Coxon said.

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The market’s favorite currency? Your impulsiveness.

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🇺🇸 US Bonds Lose Their Safe-Haven Status

The long-standing assumption that US Treasuries are a go-to shelter during global turmoil is unraveling. Despite escalating tensions, the usual rush to safety isn’t materializing.

Just hours after the US Treasury revealed plans to triple long-term bond buybacks to $6 billion, yields climbed. The 10-year Treasury rate surged past 4.85% — its highest since November 2023 — marking a 15 basis point jump from pre-announcement levels.

Since the onset of the current conflict with Iran, yields have climbed a full 100 basis points. At this pace, the 10-year yield could breach 5% as early as next week — a troubling signal for American consumers, homebuyers, and anyone relying on borrowed money.

A shift is underway. The market’s trust in US debt as a stable refuge is being tested like never before.

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⚡️ BREAKING: U.S. core consumer prices climbed 0.3% in August — edging past the expected 0.2%.

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🇳🇬 Medicaid Fraud Funds Nigerian Palace

Nigerian chief Nathan Ogobatue allegedly funneled over $36 million from U.S. Medicaid into luxury real estate and a lavish palace in Abatete, Nigeria—complete with gold statues of himself and his wife.

His firm, California Home Health Agency, received $4 million in 2022, $17 million in 2023, and $13 million in 2024. In March, Dr. Mehmet Oz highlighted that one in three U.S. hospice providers is based in Los Angeles—with many suspected to be shell operations.

Investigative journalist Christopher Rufo flagged red flags in billing patterns and payment irregularities. Ogobatue has declined to respond, labeling Rufo a “racist.”

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Another Anthropic insider has raised alarm: AI could pose a serious threat to humanity. Evan Hubinger estimates the odds of human extinction exceeding 10% within the next decade.

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You can replicate someone’s trades.

But you can’t replicate their ability to endure the drawdowns that come with them.

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Oil down 3% has entered the historic intervention zone, where both Trump and the IEA have previously stepped in.

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10-year U.S. Treasury yields are approaching the psychologically significant 5% level.

Societe Generale warns that once yields hit 5.5%, equities may start to come under pressure.

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🇺🇸 Fed Decision Approaching

Next week’s rate decision could shape the trajectory of markets leading into the midterms. Right now, everything’s on pause, watching Wednesday for direction.

Polymarket assigns an 80% probability to a rate hike, and Goldman Sachs has updated its stance—now expecting a hike instead of a hold. The move is already nearly fully priced in by the market.

But here’s the twist: what if Warsh, Trump’s appointee on the Fed, pushes back against a hike just 1.5 months before the midterms? That could shift the narrative on risk assets fast.

Next week promises to be pivotal.

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❗CIA Warnings Before 9/11

Declassified CIA documents reveal repeated alerts to both Clinton and Bush administrations about Al-Qaeda’s plans to strike the U.S. prior to 9/11.

Among the files: a 1998 briefing warning that Al-Qaeda might crash a bomb-filled aircraft into an American city.

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Friendly reminder:

The industry preys on those eager to lose their money.

Do the opposite—and you’ll come out ahead.

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⚠️ JPMorgan Cuts Lending to Situational Awareness

JPMorgan has halted lending to Situational Awareness following massive losses from highly leveraged positions in the AI sector. The fund was compelled to offload most of its public equity holdings linked to Ken Griffin’s Citadel as global shares in semiconductors and AI infrastructure collapsed.

A sharp sell-off in July triggered a margin call. The portfolio plummeted 67% in a single month—erasing nearly all gains after surging 439% by the end of June.

Leopold Aschenbrenner, a former OpenAI researcher who launched the fund in 2024, informed investors the situation had come “closer to an irreversible loss of capital than is acceptable to us,” while still expressing confidence in the underlying portfolio fundamentals. Goldman Sachs, Citigroup, Bank of America, and Clear Street continue to serve as brokers.

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