Forwarded from Любите ли вы людей
— Мама, у меня две новости, хорошая и плохая!
— Ну, давай.
— Хорошая новость: если у меня не будет ни одного замечания, 8 марта я пойду на дискотеку!
— А плохая?
— Но если у меня будет хоть одно замечание, я не пойду на дискотеку!
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— Ну, давай.
— Хорошая новость: если у меня не будет ни одного замечания, 8 марта я пойду на дискотеку!
— А плохая?
— Но если у меня будет хоть одно замечание, я не пойду на дискотеку!
https://www.facebook.com/ponomareva.ev/posts/4478509198842217
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Forwarded from Жалкие низкочастотники
Тут на днях сети принесли colab с TPU где можно немножко позапускать полноценную GPT-J-6B (это такая народная open source версия GPT-3). Среда заваривается минут 15 в общей сложности, но потом обработка одного промпта происходит достаточно быстро, секунд за 10.
Попробовал заставить её генерировать анекдоты про математиков в баре, делюсь с вами результатами (почти без черри-пикинга):
A mathematician walks into a bar. A mathematician and a philosopher stand by the bar, in conversation, and a bartender is doing his rounds. The mathematician says to the philosopher, “You know that art and philosophy are branches of mathematics, don’t you?” The philosopher says, “Yes, I knew you’d eventually ask that question.”
A 0 of mathematicians walk into a bar, and they are immediately thrown out because "0 is used for zero" or some other way of saying "0 is a number".
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar, and just one gets his research published. Who is that?
An negative number of mathematicians walk into a bar, and say "I'm actually going to be less than zero".
A transcendental number of mathematicians walk into a bar,
and hear one mathematician say, "Look, I've found the best beer in town."
This mathematician says, "And look, I've found the best steak in town."
A quaternion number of mathematicians walk into a bar,
A pair of discrete logarithms, A prime gap,
A clash of protocols, A geometrical proof,
A product of exiles, A cosmic lie,
A shape-changing goblet, A parallelogram of regular solids,
An obstruction course, A normal subgroup,
An impulse of bits, An irrational number of settings
...
Попробовал заставить её генерировать анекдоты про математиков в баре, делюсь с вами результатами (почти без черри-пикинга):
A mathematician walks into a bar. A mathematician and a philosopher stand by the bar, in conversation, and a bartender is doing his rounds. The mathematician says to the philosopher, “You know that art and philosophy are branches of mathematics, don’t you?” The philosopher says, “Yes, I knew you’d eventually ask that question.”
A 0 of mathematicians walk into a bar, and they are immediately thrown out because "0 is used for zero" or some other way of saying "0 is a number".
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar, and just one gets his research published. Who is that?
An negative number of mathematicians walk into a bar, and say "I'm actually going to be less than zero".
A transcendental number of mathematicians walk into a bar,
and hear one mathematician say, "Look, I've found the best beer in town."
This mathematician says, "And look, I've found the best steak in town."
A quaternion number of mathematicians walk into a bar,
A pair of discrete logarithms, A prime gap,
A clash of protocols, A geometrical proof,
A product of exiles, A cosmic lie,
A shape-changing goblet, A parallelogram of regular solids,
An obstruction course, A normal subgroup,
An impulse of bits, An irrational number of settings
...
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