ADHD:
Be me
Have to fill up a form
Its already really late
Like the deadline is tomorrow ( classic)
Get to the document submission page
I have to compress a pdf but its impossible to compress it any further,because some of the logos are embedded as images,lazily, instead of using a svg or literal text,
Its for a government form so i will have to get it under 200 kbs
So, now that I don't have a PC,
so i installed inkscape in proot on termux,
The autogenerated pdf has some buggy glyphs so inkscape is crashing
Use cairo to import and it works but now the text is just paths
Now i need the logo for the government entity but its not available anywhere
So i need to source it from their website
I need devtools for that
Look for an extension that enables devtools in ice-raven ( firefox android fork that enables all desktop extensions for firefox and less bloated)
Their website has an embedded svg ( as in paths )
So i cant download it directly
My tab cant handle an electronslop app in proot while i am running so many apps outside and in it due to OOM killer that will sacrifice the bajillion child processes (MAN I LOVE THE TERMINOLOGY) launched by vs code and i am also too lazy to do that too, so use an online html editor
Paste the entire logo element
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE STYLES FOR THIS SHIT
The government website is a mess of cobbled together architectures , aspx, react, static whatever you can throw in there
Atp i am looking for the styles of that specific part...
.....
What was our initial task again?
Be me
Have to fill up a form
Its already really late
Like the deadline is tomorrow ( classic)
Get to the document submission page
I have to compress a pdf but its impossible to compress it any further,because some of the logos are embedded as images,lazily, instead of using a svg or literal text,
Its for a government form so i will have to get it under 200 kbs
So, now that I don't have a PC,
so i installed inkscape in proot on termux,
The autogenerated pdf has some buggy glyphs so inkscape is crashing
Use cairo to import and it works but now the text is just paths
Now i need the logo for the government entity but its not available anywhere
So i need to source it from their website
I need devtools for that
Look for an extension that enables devtools in ice-raven ( firefox android fork that enables all desktop extensions for firefox and less bloated)
Their website has an embedded svg ( as in paths )
So i cant download it directly
My tab cant handle an electronslop app in proot while i am running so many apps outside and in it due to OOM killer that will sacrifice the bajillion child processes (MAN I LOVE THE TERMINOLOGY) launched by vs code and i am also too lazy to do that too, so use an online html editor
Paste the entire logo element
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE STYLES FOR THIS SHIT
The government website is a mess of cobbled together architectures , aspx, react, static whatever you can throw in there
Atp i am looking for the styles of that specific part...
.....
What was our initial task again?
Dafaq is this excuse that the document is smaller than 100 kbs, i didnt even compress this one, how do i increase the size without tampering with it 😭
MARRY HAD A LITTLE LAMB HIS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW, IT MADE THE BLOOD LOOK SO MUCH REDDER WHEN I SLIT ITS THROAT, WATCH IT DRIP DROP DRIP DROP TILL THE GROUND WAS SOAKED, OH MARRY MARRY QUITE CONTRARY HOW THE BLOOD IT FLOWS!
Animal Flow
Ren
Ren
Verse 1
Animal flow, you're in the mind of a cannibal king where chaos and anarchy roam
And trouble is bubbling under the skin, a certain insanity shows
Whenever I pick up the mic and begin
Whenever these words that I write with my pen come alive they ignite like I pulled out the pin
Animal flow (Rah)
Out in the jungle, I'm ready for war
I'm beating your brains with a bat and I'm swinging it back and it's booky, I bite 'cause I'm bored
Lord of the Cannibals, bro (Uh)
A murderous mind that you can't ignore
I wait and react with combat on the counterattack, I'm the king of the junglе, I roar
🔥1
Verse 2
Animal flow, I'm the flow CEO, I've got mountains of murderous rhymеs
Mountain volcanic, I blow and cause mayhem and panic, there's nowhere to run from my mind
I'm an impassable foe, never slowing, just growing and flowing with intricate lines
Yes, I will dig in my teeth when I bite like a beast, blood? I drink it like wine
Animal flow (Rah), out in the wilderness I will be king
Sit on my throne I'm the Lord of the Rings
Out on my own, I'm a terrible thing
Animal skins, over my shoulders like bling
They will be clothing my sins
I came to win, over and over again, I take your life with a grin
❤1
Verse 3
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow
It made the blood look so much redder when I slit its throat
Watch it drip, drop, drip, drop, till the ground was soaked
Oh, Mary, Mary, quite contrary how the blood it flows
Horrific, explicit, I feed parasitic, acidic, I'm eating your flesh
(Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum)
Don't fidget, I'm livid, not mentally with it, I get kind of sick when I'm stressed
(Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum)
I am the eye, I am the storm
I am the fury, I am the scorn
I am the belly, I am a beast
Yes I am, yes I am, yes I am, yes, I'm an animal
Yes, I'm an animal
Yes, sometimes the things I say are irrational
Yes, sometimes the things I do are quite radical
Yes, I will be waging war on the capital
Yes, I will burn the Houses of Parliament down
'Cause hypocrites - they burn quite easily, wow
Burn and pillage it all to the ground
Your illegitimate king lost his crown
Animal flow, show no mercy under my rule
I won't be kind, I will be cruel
Drown all my foes in a paddling pool
Yes, I'm tyrannical, bro, so never mistake a man for a fool
I'll take your ignorance right back to school
And teach you a lesson for testing my cool
🔥1
Media is too big
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
The syringe needle is sanded down to an absolutely cylinderical opening with a flat face, so no need to worry about it piercing me
I captured a time lapse, but it was too big(in size) despite just being 3 minutes, so I tried to compress it using ffmpeg but it crashed, I took a look at the headers and the video reports ≈280 fps is the frame rate for the video, which makes me realize that when capturing a timelapse, the xiaomi cam instead of capturing a frame per n seconds based on the speed uses to capture, it just captures a normal speed video and then, proceeds to write the fps for it as per the video data and this causes problems with video players other than the xiaomi gallery player