Almost two hours talking to my mom on the phone

… I love my mom
GOD I miss Guatemala sometimes

You’re soooo cute~

nuh huh

I got a thing btw

I think this coffee has something in it

AWU time…

I keep being told that I keep showing up in other’s timelines through accounts that are not mine akhdskhdjdjd

I exist without consent

Oh yeah. We fucked in the cuck chair.

Is that legal?

I’m in jail for fucking in the cuck chair

I’ve become deer

(Head is @BuckNakedDeer ‘s)

*Zuri didn’t know how to sew patches and now he does*

If life is good

I’ll get traded to the Seattle R&D team at the same time I move to Seattle…

Guys
I don't know why
But coffee makes me feel really... "Funny"~

I just noticed that I took a picture of the song at one point and the background says "You're like Darkseid but gay and horny"

“Stop talking to Milo like Mort”
- Maxy telling Zuri to stop talking to the cat 2026 (2026)

I have just been informed that 30-min sex is the UPPER AVERAGE

Is that true???