⚡️ INSIGHT: Elon Musk on quantum computing — he believes it might one day crack lost crypto wallet passwords.

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🔥 JUST IN: CZ says crypto can handle quantum threats through post-quantum upgrades—no need for alarm.

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🔥 BREAKING: Google now allows U.S. users to change their Gmail usernames—without losing any data or account history.

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🚨 INSIGHT: The CEO of UBS suggests holding a healthy portion of cash in your portfolio isn’t a bad move right now.

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🚨 BREAKING: S&P 500 surges ~2.5% after Iran indicates it’s open to ending the conflict, provided certain guarantees are met—adding approximately $1.4T in market value.

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🚨 BREAKING: Oracle has started widespread layoffs, informing thousands of employees by email at 6 a.m. that their positions have been eliminated effective immediately

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🇺🇸 BREAKING: Trump will address the nation regarding the Iran conflict at 9 PM ET Wednesday, according to White House Press Secretary Leavitt.

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🇺🇸 BREAKING: New Hampshire’s Bitcoin-backed municipal bond has earned a Ba2 rating from Moody’s — a first-of-its-kind milestone in public finance, reports Bloomberg.

Ba2 signals speculative grade, yet the move underscores growing institutional recognition of crypto-anchored financial instruments. This bond, tied to Bitcoin reserves, reflects a bold step toward merging traditional public funding with digital asset innovation.

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🔥 BIG: Brent crude oil surged 60% in March 2026 — its best monthly gain since the futures contract began trading in 1988, reports The Kobeissi Letter.

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🇺🇸🇦🇪 NOW: The UAE is gearing up to join the U.S. and allied forces in a move to forcibly reopen the Strait of Hormuz, and is seeking a UN Security Council resolution to back the action, WSJ reports.

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🚨 BREAKING: Foreign central banks have slashed their US Treasury holdings to the lowest level since 2012, driven by tensions surrounding the Iran conflict, reports the Financial Times.

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📰 Quick recap of the past 24 hours in markets and geopolitics:

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump has told advisors he’s open to ending the Iran conflict even if the Strait of Hormuz remains closed, per WSJ.

🚨 New Google research suggests a quantum computer could break Bitcoin’s private keys in under 9 minutes—just 1 minute less than Bitcoin’s average block time.

🚨 Goldman Sachs lifts its gold price forecast to $5,400/oz by end-2026, citing persistent macro risks and central bank demand.

⚡️ Elon Musk comments on quantum computing: it may one day unlock forgotten crypto wallet passwords—raising both hopes and security concerns.

🔥 CZ responds to quantum threat fears, stating crypto can evolve through post-quantum cryptography—no panic needed.

🚨 UBS CEO Ermotti advises investors: holding cash isn't a bad move right now amid ongoing volatility.

🚨 S&P 500 surges ~2.5% after Iran signals readiness to end hostilities with security guarantees—adding ~$1.4T in market value.

🚨 Oracle starts sweeping layoffs, informing thousands of employees via early-morning email their positions are cut immediately.

🇺🇸 President Trump will address the nation on the Iran war tonight at 9PM ET, according to White House Press Secretary Leavitt.

🇺🇸 New Hampshire’s Bitcoin-backed municipal bond earns a Ba2 rating from Moody’s—the first of its kind in public finance history, per Bloomberg.

🔥 Brent crude wrapped up March 2026 with a 60% monthly rally—its biggest since futures began trading in 1988, per The Kobeissi Letter.

🇦🇪 The UAE is lining up with the US and allies to militarily reopen the Strait of Hormuz and is pushing for a UN Security Council resolution to back the action, WSJ reports.

🚨 Foreign central banks have offloaded US Treasuries to their lowest holdings since 2012 amid the Iran conflict, Financial Times reveals.

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🔥 BIG: Arizona’s crypto bills have passed the House Rules Committee, moving quickly toward a full House vote.

SB1042 would permit state funds to allocate up to 10% of their investments into cryptocurrency, while SB1649 aims to create a digital assets reserve fund.

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🇲🇹 Right now: Malta has issued a warning that if the EU continues pushing to centralize crypto regulation under ESMA, companies will simply relocate to Dubai, Asia, and the United States.

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🇦🇺 BIG: Australia passes the Digital Asset Framework Act, establishing a clear definition of digital tokens and platforms, introducing customized financial regulations, and empowering regulators with enhanced oversight authority.

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🔥 BREAKING: $1.6T Franklin Templeton set to acquire a spinoff of CoinFund as it deepens its push into crypto.

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🚨 BREAKING: SpaceX has reportedly filed a confidential IPO application, according to market sources.

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🚨 NEW: Pump.fun announces rebrand to “dot,” explaining that market dynamics have shifted — coins don’t “pump” like they used to, and the ecosystem isn’t as “fun” anymore.

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⚡️ JUST IN: Binance tops all crypto entities with $136B in on-chain holdings, trailed by Coinbase at $88B and Satoshi Nakamoto at $72B, per Arkham data.

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🚨 UPDATE: Bitcoin isn't keeping up with heavy selling pressure from large holders. Despite ongoing buying activity, $BTC is trading at $68,217—down 22% year to date, according to Bloomberg.

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🇮🇷 LATEST: Iran’s IRGC is now demanding ships pay in yuan or cryptocurrency to cross the Strait of Hormuz, according to Bloomberg.

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