🗞 Here’s what you missed in the past 24 hours.
🚨 Over $195M in long positions liquidated in just one hour as Bitcoin dipped below $65K.
🚨 U.S. officials and Wall Street analysts are now considering $200 per barrel oil a real possibility amid escalating tensions in the Strait of Hormuz, Bloomberg reports.
🇺🇸 The Senate Banking Committee could hold Kevin Warsh’s Fed chair confirmation hearing as early as April 13, according to Punchbowl.
🔥 Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse highlights a major shift: crypto has evolved from “rat poison” to a force rebuilding global finance, as enterprises rapidly adopt stablecoins and digital assets.
🚨 Global uncertainty spiked to an all-time high on the World Uncertainty Index last year—surpassing peaks seen during Covid, the 2008 crash, and every major event since 1990, per FRED.
🔥 BlackRock is recruiting a Managing Director for Digital Assets in New York, offering up to $350K base to drive its crypto and tokenization roadmap.
🚨 The Crypto Fear & Greed Index is at 8—deep in “Extreme Fear”—and has stayed there for 59 straight days.
🚨 Ethereum gained 1.33% in March, ending a two-month streak of double-digit losses.
📊 Digital asset funds faced $414M in outflows—the first weekly decline in five weeks—as concerns over Iran and potential rate hikes dampened market sentiment.
⚡️ Michael Saylor’s team made no Bitcoin purchases last week.
🇺🇸 POWELL: We will return inflation to 2%.
🇺🇸 Senators Bill Cassidy and Cynthia Lummis unveiled the “Mined in America Act,” aiming to strengthen domestic crypto mining, reduce dependence on foreign hardware, and establish a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve.
🚨 S&P 500 fell 0.71% to 6,323; Nasdaq dropped 1.15%—despite Powell signaling no rate hike, markets remained skeptical.
🚨 David Bailey’s Bitcoin treasury firm, Nakamoto Inc., sold 284 BTC for ~$20M in March, averaging $70,422 per BTC, per its 10-K filing.
🔥 Ripple Prime has expanded its HyperLiquid integration with HIP-3 symbols, enabling institutions to access onchain perpetuals for traditional assets like Gold, Silver, and Oil.
#CryptoNews #MarketUpdate #Bitcoin #Ethereum #Stablecoins #DigitalAssets #Fed #OilPrices #Inflation #Geopolitics
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🚨 Over $195M in long positions liquidated in just one hour as Bitcoin dipped below $65K.
🚨 U.S. officials and Wall Street analysts are now considering $200 per barrel oil a real possibility amid escalating tensions in the Strait of Hormuz, Bloomberg reports.
🇺🇸 The Senate Banking Committee could hold Kevin Warsh’s Fed chair confirmation hearing as early as April 13, according to Punchbowl.
🔥 Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse highlights a major shift: crypto has evolved from “rat poison” to a force rebuilding global finance, as enterprises rapidly adopt stablecoins and digital assets.
🚨 Global uncertainty spiked to an all-time high on the World Uncertainty Index last year—surpassing peaks seen during Covid, the 2008 crash, and every major event since 1990, per FRED.
🔥 BlackRock is recruiting a Managing Director for Digital Assets in New York, offering up to $350K base to drive its crypto and tokenization roadmap.
🚨 The Crypto Fear & Greed Index is at 8—deep in “Extreme Fear”—and has stayed there for 59 straight days.
🚨 Ethereum gained 1.33% in March, ending a two-month streak of double-digit losses.
📊 Digital asset funds faced $414M in outflows—the first weekly decline in five weeks—as concerns over Iran and potential rate hikes dampened market sentiment.
⚡️ Michael Saylor’s team made no Bitcoin purchases last week.
🇺🇸 POWELL: We will return inflation to 2%.
🇺🇸 Senators Bill Cassidy and Cynthia Lummis unveiled the “Mined in America Act,” aiming to strengthen domestic crypto mining, reduce dependence on foreign hardware, and establish a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve.
🚨 S&P 500 fell 0.71% to 6,323; Nasdaq dropped 1.15%—despite Powell signaling no rate hike, markets remained skeptical.
🚨 David Bailey’s Bitcoin treasury firm, Nakamoto Inc., sold 284 BTC for ~$20M in March, averaging $70,422 per BTC, per its 10-K filing.
🔥 Ripple Prime has expanded its HyperLiquid integration with HIP-3 symbols, enabling institutions to access onchain perpetuals for traditional assets like Gold, Silver, and Oil.
#CryptoNews #MarketUpdate #Bitcoin #Ethereum #Stablecoins #DigitalAssets #Fed #OilPrices #Inflation #Geopolitics
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🇺🇸🇮🇷 JUST IN: Trump tells aides he’s open to ending the Iran conflict without requiring the Strait of Hormuz to be reopened, according to the WSJ.
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🚨 ALERT: Google research indicates a quantum computer could break Bitcoin's private keys in just 9 minutes—only 1 minute less than Bitcoin’s average block time.
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🚨 ALERT: A live supply chain attack has been identified in axios@1.14.1, according to Socket.
A newly added dependency—nonexistent prior to today—has introduced a package flagged as malicious. If you're using axios, lock your version right away and urgently audit your lockfile.
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A newly added dependency—nonexistent prior to today—has introduced a package flagged as malicious. If you're using axios, lock your version right away and urgently audit your lockfile.
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⚡️ INSIGHT: Elon Musk on quantum computing — he believes it might one day crack lost crypto wallet passwords.
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🔥 JUST IN: CZ says crypto can handle quantum threats through post-quantum upgrades—no need for alarm.
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🔥 BREAKING: Google now allows U.S. users to change their Gmail usernames—without losing any data or account history.
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🚨 INSIGHT: The CEO of UBS suggests holding a healthy portion of cash in your portfolio isn’t a bad move right now.
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🚨 BREAKING: S&P 500 surges ~2.5% after Iran indicates it’s open to ending the conflict, provided certain guarantees are met—adding approximately $1.4T in market value.
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🚨 BREAKING: Oracle has started widespread layoffs, informing thousands of employees by email at 6 a.m. that their positions have been eliminated effective immediately
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🇺🇸 BREAKING: Trump will address the nation regarding the Iran conflict at 9 PM ET Wednesday, according to White House Press Secretary Leavitt.
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🇺🇸 BREAKING: New Hampshire’s Bitcoin-backed municipal bond has earned a Ba2 rating from Moody’s — a first-of-its-kind milestone in public finance, reports Bloomberg.
#Bitcoin #MunicipalBonds #CryptoFinance #MoodyRating #Web3Finance
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Ba2 signals speculative grade, yet the move underscores growing institutional recognition of crypto-anchored financial instruments. This bond, tied to Bitcoin reserves, reflects a bold step toward merging traditional public funding with digital asset innovation. #Bitcoin #MunicipalBonds #CryptoFinance #MoodyRating #Web3Finance
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🔥 BIG: Brent crude oil surged 60% in March 2026 — its best monthly gain since the futures contract began trading in 1988, reports The Kobeissi Letter.
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🇺🇸🇦🇪 NOW: The UAE is gearing up to join the U.S. and allied forces in a move to forcibly reopen the Strait of Hormuz, and is seeking a UN Security Council resolution to back the action, WSJ reports.
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🚨 BREAKING: Foreign central banks have slashed their US Treasury holdings to the lowest level since 2012, driven by tensions surrounding the Iran conflict, reports the Financial Times.
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📰 Quick recap of the past 24 hours in markets and geopolitics:
🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump has told advisors he’s open to ending the Iran conflict even if the Strait of Hormuz remains closed, per WSJ.
🚨 New Google research suggests a quantum computer could break Bitcoin’s private keys in under 9 minutes—just 1 minute less than Bitcoin’s average block time.
🚨 Goldman Sachs lifts its gold price forecast to $5,400/oz by end-2026, citing persistent macro risks and central bank demand.
⚡️ Elon Musk comments on quantum computing: it may one day unlock forgotten crypto wallet passwords—raising both hopes and security concerns.
🔥 CZ responds to quantum threat fears, stating crypto can evolve through post-quantum cryptography—no panic needed.
🚨 UBS CEO Ermotti advises investors: holding cash isn't a bad move right now amid ongoing volatility.
🚨 S&P 500 surges ~2.5% after Iran signals readiness to end hostilities with security guarantees—adding ~$1.4T in market value.
🚨 Oracle starts sweeping layoffs, informing thousands of employees via early-morning email their positions are cut immediately.
🇺🇸 President Trump will address the nation on the Iran war tonight at 9PM ET, according to White House Press Secretary Leavitt.
🇺🇸 New Hampshire’s Bitcoin-backed municipal bond earns a Ba2 rating from Moody’s—the first of its kind in public finance history, per Bloomberg.
🔥 Brent crude wrapped up March 2026 with a 60% monthly rally—its biggest since futures began trading in 1988, per The Kobeissi Letter.
🇦🇪 The UAE is lining up with the US and allies to militarily reopen the Strait of Hormuz and is pushing for a UN Security Council resolution to back the action, WSJ reports.
🚨 Foreign central banks have offloaded US Treasuries to their lowest holdings since 2012 amid the Iran conflict, Financial Times reveals.
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🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump has told advisors he’s open to ending the Iran conflict even if the Strait of Hormuz remains closed, per WSJ.
🚨 New Google research suggests a quantum computer could break Bitcoin’s private keys in under 9 minutes—just 1 minute less than Bitcoin’s average block time.
🚨 Goldman Sachs lifts its gold price forecast to $5,400/oz by end-2026, citing persistent macro risks and central bank demand.
⚡️ Elon Musk comments on quantum computing: it may one day unlock forgotten crypto wallet passwords—raising both hopes and security concerns.
🔥 CZ responds to quantum threat fears, stating crypto can evolve through post-quantum cryptography—no panic needed.
🚨 UBS CEO Ermotti advises investors: holding cash isn't a bad move right now amid ongoing volatility.
🚨 S&P 500 surges ~2.5% after Iran signals readiness to end hostilities with security guarantees—adding ~$1.4T in market value.
🚨 Oracle starts sweeping layoffs, informing thousands of employees via early-morning email their positions are cut immediately.
🇺🇸 President Trump will address the nation on the Iran war tonight at 9PM ET, according to White House Press Secretary Leavitt.
🇺🇸 New Hampshire’s Bitcoin-backed municipal bond earns a Ba2 rating from Moody’s—the first of its kind in public finance history, per Bloomberg.
🔥 Brent crude wrapped up March 2026 with a 60% monthly rally—its biggest since futures began trading in 1988, per The Kobeissi Letter.
🇦🇪 The UAE is lining up with the US and allies to militarily reopen the Strait of Hormuz and is pushing for a UN Security Council resolution to back the action, WSJ reports.
🚨 Foreign central banks have offloaded US Treasuries to their lowest holdings since 2012 amid the Iran conflict, Financial Times reveals.
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🔥 BIG: Arizona’s crypto bills have passed the House Rules Committee, moving quickly toward a full House vote.
SB1042 would permit state funds to allocate up to 10% of their investments into cryptocurrency, while SB1649 aims to create a digital assets reserve fund.
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SB1042 would permit state funds to allocate up to 10% of their investments into cryptocurrency, while SB1649 aims to create a digital assets reserve fund.
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🇲🇹 Right now: Malta has issued a warning that if the EU continues pushing to centralize crypto regulation under ESMA, companies will simply relocate to Dubai, Asia, and the United States.
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🇦🇺 BIG: Australia passes the Digital Asset Framework Act, establishing a clear definition of digital tokens and platforms, introducing customized financial regulations, and empowering regulators with enhanced oversight authority.
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🔥 BREAKING: $1.6T Franklin Templeton set to acquire a spinoff of CoinFund as it deepens its push into crypto.
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