dude i swear, the word daddy has been so sexualized that my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or sm shit

Brain cells die, skin cells die even hair cells die. But fat cells? They must have accepted jesus christ as their lord and savior cus they seem to have eternal life😩

So i just found out that only 20% of the world population see dreams in black and white... What in the actual fuck? Im in that 20% all my life i literally thought that everyone saw their dreams in black and white😭 so y'all been dreaming in color's all this time? 😭 damn.

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Its all bullshit, its always been bullshit.

Send 1 million or the pony gets it

I love my mom to the moon and back

I will never be this young again... I wanna do what makes me happy

Im a multitasker, i can disappoint multiple ppl at once.

Anyone can love a rose, but it takes a lot to love a leaf,
Its ordinary to love the beautiful,
But its beautiful to love the ordinary.

Dont smoke or I'll die soon?
Yeah dude like that's not the whole point.