XIAOMI Fuckups
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Why HyperOS is considered a 5/10 skin.
It could be 10/10, but they didn't bother building the other half.
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Poco X7 Pro's amazing night mode processing (hella noise)

Shot on xiaomi 14 (no noise at all!)

Amazing and consistent camera optimization is lei jun's #1 agenda
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Advertise TCL M9, sell tianma and visionox (maybe the 0.00001% review units had the TCL M9)

All Global F7 units also have tianma btw.

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Poco smartphones demonstrate practicing 5x30 in your everyday life.

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Obligatory shitpost

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Forwarded from david7xw
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New Xiaomi Quantum status bar feature, connected to WiFi and Mobile Data on both sims, until observed.


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When you buy a bigger, more expensive phone, you'd expect better thermals right? Wrong.
When getting a Xiaomi, if you pay more and get the larger phone, you actually get WORSE thermals as they decided to copy Apple and use a sandwich motherboard (lol more space yet "space constraints" which is like Samsung removing SD Card readers whilst keeping a plastic dildo in the side of the phone)


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New discovery, straight from the desk of Lei Jun himself.
If you're an Indian user, enjoy Indus Services running 24x7.
The Indus App Store does this too, but you can restrict its background permissions.
Indus Services? Good luck without breaking system app updating abilities!


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Who needs competition when xiaomi’s ai exists?

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Did you know

turning on "USB Debugging" on your Xiaomi is legally considered signing away your soul in 37 countries?

You're not enabling a dev setting – you're opening a direct gateway for:
β€’ Uncle's PC to browse your nudes
β€’ Malware to install itself AND your cousin's PUBG hack
β€’ Your screen to be live-streamed to a Telegram channel called "CringeIndiaLeaks"
β€’ Your IMEI to get replaced with "VPNPandey"
β€’ Your battery life to be halved by quantum observers in real time


And yet the popup just goes:
"I’m aware of the possible risks."
No you’re not bro. You just wanna use scrcpy without thinking about the fact that your phone just became a Discord mod’s dream rig.

Tap OK (9) if you’re ready to experience android *raw.*
No magisk. No firewall. Just straight pipes to the underworld.


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