XIAOMI Fuckups
Poco X7 Pro's amazing night mode processing (hella noise) Shot on xiaomi 14 (no noise at all!) Amazing and consistent camera optimization is lei jun's #1 agenda
PATCH NOTES: FIRMWARE 2.Σ [REDMI SPECTRUM UPDATE]
Direct from the Lei Jeet Neural Net Bunker:
We’ve seen the "frauds" complaining about image clarity. Clarity is for bronze-rank souls. Real iPadders know that if you can see the target clearly, the server can see you clearly. We’ve optimized the Redmi Note 14 Pro to ensure you’re always bridging, even in total darkness.
[IMAGE SIGNAL PROCESSOR (ISP) OVERHAUL]
Integrated Stochastic Grain Injection with Chromatic Euphoria displacement to achieve total Dark Aether Visibility; we’ve replaced noise reduction with 144Hz Aetheric Noise Injection™ and Refractive Hitbox Decoys™, bypassing the visible spectrum to render a watercolor nuclear winter that DDoSes enemy eyeballs and makes headshot multipliers impossible to calculate while the Quantum-fent Reactor is active.
[BUG FIXES?]
* Fixed an issue where users could accidentally see what they were shooting at in low light.
The Vivo and OPPO want you to see. Lei wants you to bridge.
Direct from the Lei Jeet Neural Net Bunker:
We’ve seen the "frauds" complaining about image clarity. Clarity is for bronze-rank souls. Real iPadders know that if you can see the target clearly, the server can see you clearly. We’ve optimized the Redmi Note 14 Pro to ensure you’re always bridging, even in total darkness.
[IMAGE SIGNAL PROCESSOR (ISP) OVERHAUL]
Integrated Stochastic Grain Injection with Chromatic Euphoria displacement to achieve total Dark Aether Visibility; we’ve replaced noise reduction with 144Hz Aetheric Noise Injection™ and Refractive Hitbox Decoys™, bypassing the visible spectrum to render a watercolor nuclear winter that DDoSes enemy eyeballs and makes headshot multipliers impossible to calculate while the Quantum-fent Reactor is active.
[BUG FIXES?]
* Fixed an issue where users could accidentally see what they were shooting at in low light.
The Vivo and OPPO want you to see. Lei wants you to bridge.
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Meet Xiaomi 17 Pro Max: The Blur and Artifacts Master, Powered by HyperOS 3
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We reached out to Xiaomi for comments after watching this video.
To our surprise, Lei Jeet himself responded!
He maintains that "At Xiaomi we are fully committed to providing worse experiences every generation!"
To our surprise, Lei Jeet himself responded!
He maintains that "At Xiaomi we are fully committed to providing worse experiences every generation!"
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Xiaomi Latest HyperOS 3 Update: Voice Calls Are Now Considered Bloatware
With the latest HyperOS 3 update of the flagship 800$ Poco F7 Ultra and Poco F8 Pro, Xiaomi decided that "hearing the other person" during a call was bloatware, so they optimized it.
That being said, only Xiaomi could engineer a "communications device" that blocks communication. Whether it’s your boss, your partner, or an emergency service, Xiaomi ensures you enjoy absolute peace and quiet by routing all incoming voice data directly into a black hole.
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With the latest HyperOS 3 update of the flagship 800$ Poco F7 Ultra and Poco F8 Pro, Xiaomi decided that "hearing the other person" during a call was bloatware, so they optimized it.
That being said, only Xiaomi could engineer a "communications device" that blocks communication. Whether it’s your boss, your partner, or an emergency service, Xiaomi ensures you enjoy absolute peace and quiet by routing all incoming voice data directly into a black hole.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup
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Xiaomi Solved Phone Addiction by Making the UI Impossible to Use
Xiaomi cares about your mental health, that's why they released an update which affects all the Xiaomi devices running HyperOS 3 global ROM.
With this new update, your screen flickers like a cheap strobe light to discourage you from staring, and your app icons vanish into thin air so you can’t doom-scroll Instagram. If you try to fight back, the System Launcher just crashes and throws you into Safe Mode. It’s not a glitch but infact a needed mandatory digital detox.
To every Xiaomi owner:
Go touch grass, because you certainly can’t touch your apps.
Follow @Xiaomifuckup for digital detox
Xiaomi cares about your mental health, that's why they released an update which affects all the Xiaomi devices running HyperOS 3 global ROM.
With this new update, your screen flickers like a cheap strobe light to discourage you from staring, and your app icons vanish into thin air so you can’t doom-scroll Instagram. If you try to fight back, the System Launcher just crashes and throws you into Safe Mode. It’s not a glitch but infact a needed mandatory digital detox.
To every Xiaomi owner:
Go touch grass, because you certainly can’t touch your apps.
Follow @Xiaomifuckup for digital detox
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People are now regretting buying a Poco by Xiaomi and sharing their feelings as Poco offers the worst experience out of all Android brands
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It’s been a long time, guys, but here I am with some free ki advice. Never buy a Xiaomi device. Especially POCO.
I bought a brand new POCO F7. After just one month of use and updating to the November security patch, my network started fluctuating. Airtel…
I bought a brand new POCO F7. After just one month of use and updating to the November security patch, my network started fluctuating. Airtel…
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Introducing Xiaomi Fuckups 2025 Recap
Here's a brief look at how Xiaomi treated their users in 2025 to offer them the flagship experience including monthly security patch as promised. Please share the Xiaomi experience recap of 2025 with your friends.
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Here's a brief look at how Xiaomi treated their users in 2025 to offer them the flagship experience including monthly security patch as promised. Please share the Xiaomi experience recap of 2025 with your friends.
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Xiaomi implements the future of predictive back gestures!
While everyone was busy copying Google's implementation, Lei was hustling. Grinding. Gooning. He swore to make his own and not depend on others. Unfortunately, he forgot that he can't even design a flat white cement wall properly.
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While everyone was busy copying Google's implementation, Lei was hustling. Grinding. Gooning. He swore to make his own and not depend on others. Unfortunately, he forgot that he can't even design a flat white cement wall properly.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more HyperOS 3 beauty
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ssar my xmi got hacked 🥀
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Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more HyperOS 3 beauty
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