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REDMI General Manager who was fired today was the same guy caught using SukiSU Ultra which is a kernel based root solution on his Xiaomi tablet.

This proves the theory that Xiaomi fired the REDMI Genral Manager after caught with unlocked Bootloader 😂

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Xiaomi 16 Pro Max lore accurate leaked design (real)
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Xiaomi 13 explodes hurting a 3 year old child

As we know, once a Ximi phone, always a Ximi phone

Even their flagships go boom

The kid just sat on the sofa to start playing games and it exploded hurting his hands and lower limbs (causing blisters, skin to rot and fall off)

Ximi says they're investigating this situation (and figuring out a way to blame the user)

P.S. if you like your kid, don't give him a Xiaomi
However... If you hate him, you know what to do

Read more here

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Xiaomi has started blocking third-party launchers like Niagara. Try setting one as default, and you get a dramatic warning about “data leaks,” “battery drain,” and other doomsday scenarios. Suddenly, switching your launcher is a national security risk.

However, users were easily able to bypass this grand “security feature” through a simple app from the Play Store. Just open Activity Launcher, tap a hidden setting, and voila — third-party launcher is back like nothing happened.

So much for “security,” but in reality, just an annoying pop-up with zero actual protection. That's Xiaomi

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Forwarded from Tech & Leaks Zone
Xiaomi No Longer Cares About India, Shifts Focus to Europe

Xiaomi HQ (China) has decided that India market is not their focus anymore & they will instead focus on European & other South Asian markets.

In 2018, India was Xiaomi’s 2nd largest market, contributing 45% of its total global sales. But now, India no longer ranks among Xiaomi’s top 5 markets across the 100+ countries it operates in, with its contribution to total sales falling to a single-digit percentage in 2025.

"India-specific product development has ceased (Xiaomi 15 Civi is cancelled for India), with a focus only on global products. Xiaomi India's plans to launch its expensive foldable phones, are delayed by the group. Xiaomi global stopped plans to launch new categories like washing machines and ACs in India. Testing for these products, including refrigerators, had already been completed, and the company was in talks for their introduction,” the executive said.

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Xiaomi COO claimed in August that "Xiaomi is focused on becoming a “larger ecosystem brand” and moving beyond phones into a high-tech connected ecosystem."

So a YouTuber decided to dig deeper on their website.

• 4 major categories with 26 sub-categories and 195 products listed.
• Out of 146 products, 71 are out of stock – that’s nearly half (49%) of the entire portfolio unavailable.
4 categories are completely empty, and 14 categories have only 1–2 products on sale.
• Only 2 Xiaomi phones are on sale, including last year's 14 CIVI. Flagship Xiaomi 15 Ultra has been OOS for months.
• Tablets are the only active focused area.
• Despite the COO mentioning home appliances, products like Smart Air Fryer & Garment Steamer are missing.
• No laptops, no new Mi Bands, and none of the latest launches from China are available in India.


Their only real success lately? The entry-level cheap Redmi 14C. The leadership seems more focused on creating a rosy picture in the media rather than fixing the ground reality.
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I thought Samsung is wild for building tanks for the army in South Korea but Xiaomi is even more wild as it even makes underwear and bidets for the EU and China market. Although, Xiaomi doesn't launch their underwear in the EU.

Imagine if Xiaomi underwear exploded like their phones: 🍆 💥 💀
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Xiaomi introducing Realme 15C was not in my bingo card
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A Groundbreaking Approach to App Stability on HyperOS

When you encounter an unresponsive App now, please do not keep tapping "Wait," otherwise you might lose important data. The bug exist since 2022 (atleast) & is discovered by a content creator on Billibil.

To prevent key system apps from continuously having ANR (Application Not Responding) errors or crashing, which leads to the phone getting stuck on the boot animation or other issues, Xiaomi added a "RescuePartyPlus" feature on top of Android's original "RescueParty" mechanism which will attempt to self-rescue the system by clearing the cache & data. You can even find the official MIUI announcement triggered by this feature which dates back to the 2022 feature.

However, since its Xiaomi, the developers actually forgot to make the code check for whether the unresponsive app is a system App. So, after a user's App is repeatedly unresponsive, Xiaomi's HyperOS clears the app data 🥳

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Forwarded from ᗢni§wap
Xiaomi is pathetic, they force you to watch ads on their shitty music app by disabling the option to turn off wifi data usage because this user is mostly on wifi
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Forwarded from Tech & Leaks Zone
BREAKING: Xiaomi 16 Series has been cancelled

To copy Apple 1:1, Xiaomi has decided to cancel the 16 series. That's because:

1. Since the iPhone 17 series exists in 2025, Xiaomi will also call it the Xiaomi 17 series.

2. As iPhone 17 Pro Max exists, Xiaomi will also launch a 3rd model which will be called Xiaomi 17 Pro Max

My dearest condolences to every Xiaomi user who plans to buy a 17 series, because you will be seen in the world as a poor man's iPhone user. Heck even BBK or Oppo Group didn't change their flagship phones naming just to copy Apple

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操小米,澎湃OS 没有 android.permission.RANGING 权限控制器,崩溃个操蛋的产品,每当应用请求存储权限就崩,IrbisOS 也挂了,上线根本没有质量保证,2025 年《空洞骑士:丝之歌》奶油派事件,9 月没修复,从 7 月就坏了,澎湃AI 也一样报废,小米草,没法解锁 bootloader,小米完蛋了,害羞灯笼,打不开文件选择,连设置都崩,真他妈的
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Forwarded from Mycroft Sdog
Reminds me of a Chinese meme "反米复金", that William Lu's mission in Xiaomi, is to revive Gionee, and corrupt Xiaomi from inside

As Lu is in charge of Xiaomi smartphone business, approving the new naming scheme, the meme is becoming legit

(Just for fun)
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Forwarded from 不靠谱的喵(>^ω^<) #CatGPT (Yuze Wu 🐱 | 女子大学生 | 喵!)
小米手机的用户没事干千万不要尝试查找手机里的丢失模式,刚有个朋友给自己正常的机器点了一下,即使知道密码也退不出去,恢复出厂设置后直接无法解除激活锁,甚至无法关机,喜提三天白砖

你频道主之前也被硬控过三天,反馈说这不是 bug,是 feature🤷‍♀️
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Xiaomi CEO Lei Jun redefines the meaning of 'copying' as 'benchmarking'

Xiaomi CEO Lei Jun claims that Xiaomi 17 series is created to benchmark iPhones.

Q. So how does one benchmark iPhone according to Lei Jun?
Ans. You just make a copy of iPhone

That's why the Xiaomi 17 series has:
1:1 naming scheme
1:1 wallpaper (15S Pro),
1:1 icons
1:1 browser & photos UI
1:1 menu sheet
1:1 control center/ QS tiles
1:1 dynamic island (poorly implemented)

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Xiaomi × Apple collaboration is happening...
Find my Device UI source
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Forwarded from Tech & Leaks Zone
Following Apple, Chinese brands like Oppo, Xiaomi and Honor are also working on their light and slim phones of the iPhone Air

Xiaomi already has 4 models: regular, Pro, Pro Max and Ultra. So Air will be a 5th model of Xiaomi

Then there is also T and T Pro for global which makes it 7 models. "S Pro" also exists in China which features Xring SoC making it the 8th model & then comes the Civi model, finally making it the 9th smartphone from Xiaomi in just the number series alone (without counting Redmi and Poco)

Xiaomi literally exists to dump smartphones on Earth

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