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I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

Dude won the $1m prize for the best article on X 🫤

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

Posted this on my Instagram story

Let’s see if I can get a date for Feb 14th now

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

The Demo Gods tolerate only this kind of presentation tbh

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

She thinks I have game 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

In t minus 4 days you’d witness all of your crushes on a date night on their Instagram stories


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I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

I love small talks btw

I kinda dig it when my Uber driver talks shit about his family or the taxi-hailing app he uses

I legit initiate small talks with someone sitting beside me in a taxi and gossip about the macroeconomic situation of our country

I go to neighbors for coffee and yap my heart out about the little clue I have around the US foreign policy and international relations

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

https://youtu.be/kFsgTa17Xwo?si=8x1F2Yh1CLsTIBH4

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

If you have a software engineer boyfriend and he doesn’t text back, I recommend you break up with him.

He has no right to make you wait for responses because he is not coding anymore. Cursor codes. He binge watches YouTube clips.

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

The ultimate tech bro urge to leave social media for good and get hired at Apple for a 350K TC

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

I text back, date me

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

My flex is that I became a Senior iOS Engineer back when we used to code by hands

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

Developers on their payday after feeling like they lost the craft of coding because of agents the entire month

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

Jan 31 to Feb 10

The road to 5M impressions and 500 verified followers in 3 months seems impossible.

I need to be viral before I give up on strategically shitposting.

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

This is number of impressions per year

NGMI 😭

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

There goes my dream of interning at Better Auth

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

I love X

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

Had a serious talk with mom and it was about me getting married and having children

Mom started vouching for pregnancy traps on me 😭

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

Find me a female Forex Trader

I’ll try rizzing her up. Can never rely on freelancing to form a new family

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes