Yohannes Haile

I love small talks btw

I kinda dig it when my Uber driver talks shit about his family or the taxi-hailing app he uses

I legit initiate small talks with someone sitting beside me in a taxi and gossip about the macroeconomic situation of our country

I go to neighbors for coffee and yap my heart out about the little clue I have around the US foreign policy and international relations

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

https://youtu.be/kFsgTa17Xwo?si=8x1F2Yh1CLsTIBH4

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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How To Make Small Talk Fun

Discover The 4 Emotions You Need To Make a Killer First Impression:
https://bit.ly/2RMJdzs

How to Handle Small Talk as an Introvert — Kanye and Jimmy Kimmel Breakdown

We look at the Kanye-Kimmel interview today and do a break down on how to handle small…

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Yohannes Haile

If you have a software engineer boyfriend and he doesn’t text back, I recommend you break up with him.

He has no right to make you wait for responses because he is not coding anymore. Cursor codes. He binge watches YouTube clips.

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

The ultimate tech bro urge to leave social media for good and get hired at Apple for a 350K TC

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

a software engineer boyfriend and he doesn’t text back

I text back, date me

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

My flex is that I became a Senior iOS Engineer back when we used to code by hands

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

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Developers on their payday after feeling like they lost the craft of coding because of agents the entire month

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Yohannes Haile

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

Jan 31 to Feb 10

The road to 5M impressions and 500 verified followers in 3 months seems impossible.

I need to be viral before I give up on strategically shitposting.

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

This is number of impressions per year

NGMI 😭

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

There goes my dream of interning at Better Auth

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

I love X

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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