Yohannes Haile
@XcodeAndChill
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I don't use Xcode that much now; but it helps thinking I used to rely on it to win some bread πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

The chilling part is what we do more in this channel as we burn tokens and build stuff passively

Treat this as an entertainment channel, abeg
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In my defense, I love myself and I can’t get enough of me these days I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes
In the spirit of buying myself some flowers this week

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Forwarded from Frectonz
[I miss thinking hard.]
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Forwarded from Watcher Guru
FUN FACT: 15 years ago today, Bitcoin reached $1 for the first time.

@WatcherGuru
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SIMPING α‹­αˆˆαˆαˆαˆ ☘️

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Dude won the $1m prize for the best article on X 🫀

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Posted this on my Instagram story

Let’s see if I can get a date for Feb 14th now

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The Demo Gods tolerate only this kind of presentation tbh

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She thinks I have game πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

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In t minus 4 days you’d witness all of your crushes on a date night on their Instagram stories


α‰ αˆ­α‰±

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I love small talks btw

I kinda dig it when my Uber driver talks shit about his family or the taxi-hailing app he uses

I legit initiate small talks with someone sitting beside me in a taxi and gossip about the macroeconomic situation of our country

I go to neighbors for coffee and yap my heart out about the little clue I have around the US foreign policy and international relations

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https://youtu.be/kFsgTa17Xwo?si=8x1F2Yh1CLsTIBH4

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How To Make Small Talk Fun
Discover The 4 Emotions You Need To Make a Killer First Impression:
https://bit.ly/2RMJdzs

How to Handle Small Talk as an Introvert β€” Kanye and Jimmy Kimmel Breakdown

We look at the Kanye-Kimmel interview today and do a break down on how to handle small…
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If you have a software engineer boyfriend and he doesn’t text back, I recommend you break up with him.

He has no right to make you wait for responses because he is not coding anymore. Cursor codes. He binge watches YouTube clips.

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The ultimate tech bro urge to leave social media for good and get hired at Apple for a 350K TC

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a software engineer boyfriend and he doesn’t text back
I text back, date me

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My flex is that I became a Senior iOS Engineer back when we used to code by hands

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Developers on their payday after feeling like they lost the craft of coding because of agents the entire month

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Jan 31 to Feb 10

The road to 5M impressions and 500 verified followers in 3 months seems impossible.

I need to be viral before I give up on strategically shitposting.

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This is number of impressions per year

NGMI 😭

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There goes my dream of interning at Better Auth

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