Yohannes Haile

These days I keep myself in check and avoid spending money by checking my ledgerly net worth snapshot and getting impressed then automatically bashing it saying “it’s AI”

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

Forgive me culture polices for I have made my own picture a wallpaper for my iPhone

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

In my defense, I love myself and I can’t get enough of me these days

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

In my defense, I love myself and I can’t get enough of me these days I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

In the spirit of buying myself some flowers this week

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

Forwarded from Frectonz

[I miss thinking hard.]

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Yohannes Haile

Forwarded from Watcher Guru

FUN FACT: 15 years ago today, Bitcoin reached $1 for the first time.

@WatcherGuru

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Yohannes Haile

SIMPING ይለምልም ☘️

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

Dude won the $1m prize for the best article on X 🫤

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

Posted this on my Instagram story

Let’s see if I can get a date for Feb 14th now

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

The Demo Gods tolerate only this kind of presentation tbh

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

She thinks I have game 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

In t minus 4 days you’d witness all of your crushes on a date night on their Instagram stories

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Yohannes Haile

I love small talks btw

I kinda dig it when my Uber driver talks shit about his family or the taxi-hailing app he uses

I legit initiate small talks with someone sitting beside me in a taxi and gossip about the macroeconomic situation of our country

I go to neighbors for coffee and yap my heart out about the little clue I have around the US foreign policy and international relations

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

https://youtu.be/kFsgTa17Xwo?si=8x1F2Yh1CLsTIBH4

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

YouTube

How To Make Small Talk Fun

Discover The 4 Emotions You Need To Make a Killer First Impression:
https://bit.ly/2RMJdzs

How to Handle Small Talk as an Introvert — Kanye and Jimmy Kimmel Breakdown

We look at the Kanye-Kimmel interview today and do a break down on how to handle small…

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Yohannes Haile

If you have a software engineer boyfriend and he doesn’t text back, I recommend you break up with him.

He has no right to make you wait for responses because he is not coding anymore. Cursor codes. He binge watches YouTube clips.

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

The ultimate tech bro urge to leave social media for good and get hired at Apple for a 350K TC

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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