Yohannes Haile

i declare bankruptcy I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

intentionally distracting the general public before they tax my ass

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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who started this dumb theory that girls go for dumb men?

chicks be flocking if you effortlessly use big words ngl

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who started this dumb theory that girls go for dumb men? chicks be flocking if you effortlessly use big words ngl I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

if that’s not the case in your experience, that’s basically because you’re in the wrong side of the spectrum

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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if that’s not the case in your experience, that’s basically because you’re in the wrong side of the spectrum I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

for me actually, i try not to use big words in public

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coming up with your own theories based off of personal experience is one of the many symptoms of stage 4 incel syndrome

samson endale would love this theory, although this is coming from a borderline incel

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Yohannes Haile

who would have guessed the first incel was a woman?

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Yohannes Haile

wikipedia backed lol

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Yohannes Haile

no better time to cancel me

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Yohannes Haile

know that people view your linkedin profile to hate on you as well

not every creepy stalker is a potential employer

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

would i trade my linkedin fame for a hollywood fame?

absolutely

could be pakistani denzel for sure

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

better shit-posting your heart out than love-bombing someone’s daughter

let that sink in

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Yohannes Haile

home-cooked pizza and bananas

could have been starving if i moved out soon as i graduated

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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Yohannes Haile

people actually date for marriage

not understanding that firsthand may give the impression that i am a player boy, but it is just that i am so disconnected and detached from the reality of love and romance

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33+ posts today

why do you write like you’re running out of time?

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those of you who find me funny, you have a place in my heart ♥️

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i could have hit the gym for the female gaze if it wasn’t for my broken heart (pun intended)

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if you think about it, everyone is dating long distance unless they move in together 😭😅

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