the only subscriptions you need as an iOS developer are iCloud+ and ChatGPT Plus. other than those, it’s either extra or distraction.

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

weekend plans
- port HandleMe to Android
- fix issues reported on ledgerly-droid
- add investment allocation stat dashboard widget on ledgerly

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

let’s not show this to our bosses

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

truth be told

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

i can assure you that i have never broken a woman’s heart

and y’all gotta respect me for that

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

but i have broken the record for posting 24/7 (even while driving)

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

i declare bankruptcy

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

intentionally distracting the general public before they tax my ass

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

who started this dumb theory that girls go for dumb men?

chicks be flocking if you effortlessly use big words ngl

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

if that’s not the case in your experience, that’s basically because you’re in the wrong side of the spectrum

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

for me actually, i try not to use big words in public

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

coming up with your own theories based off of personal experience is one of the many symptoms of stage 4 incel syndrome

samson endale would love this theory, although this is coming from a borderline incel

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

who would have guessed the first incel was a woman?

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

wikipedia backed lol

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

no better time to cancel me

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

know that people view your linkedin profile to hate on you as well

not every creepy stalker is a potential employer

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

would i trade my linkedin fame for a hollywood fame?

absolutely

could be pakistani denzel for sure

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

better shit-posting your heart out than love-bombing someone’s daughter

let that sink in

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

home-cooked pizza and bananas

could have been starving if i moved out soon as i graduated

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

people actually date for marriage

not understanding that firsthand may give the impression that i am a player boy, but it is just that i am so disconnected and detached from the reality of love and romance

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

33+ posts today

why do you write like you’re running out of time?

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