Yohannes Haile

Forwarded from Dagmawi Babi

@FrostySiren

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78 viewsYohannes Haile, 11:23

Yohannes Haile

Real ones use Mac

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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146 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 11:24

Yohannes Haile

Hear me out now:

WFH made me a momma’s boy

Nah, I love my mom. She’s the best.

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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165 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 16:23

Yohannes Haile

So I went out for a walk today (with mom)

And this girl stared at me twice. On my way to a cafe and my way back home

I figured that she hasn’t seen an iOS developer before… or I’m handsome… It can’t be both

Which one do you think it is?

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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458 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 16:31

Yohannes Haile

She stared at you because

Anonymous Poll

65%

she’s never seen an iOS dev before

35%

you’re handsome obviously

34 voters189 viewsYohannes Haile, 16:31

Yohannes Haile

I would have went on many walks if I knew I’m this stareable (it’s not even a word but you get it)

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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186 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 16:38

Yohannes Haile

I build apps for the iPhone. ❌
I am handsome. ✅

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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144 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 16:39

Yohannes Haile

Touch grass they said

They didn’t know pretty girls could stare at you when you do

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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167 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 16:42

Yohannes Haile

Now I know why Brook Solomon walks around Addis

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

Solo codes

Follow along to a coders journey (and memes).

Full stack developer | A2sv head of education | GDG technical lead | binge watcher

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191 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 16:52

Yohannes Haile

Tomorrow is International Women’s Day

So as part of the IWD celebration, I present myself to the ladies to freely stare at me. Have fun, beautiful souls!

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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189 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 17:03

Yohannes Haile

The algorithm knows I’m walking 😭

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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170 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 17:09

Yohannes Haile

For the last three days I was rich and not happy.

Today I decided to be happy and broke.

So I’m giving it all away… would be something I’d never say. I love being rich. I just get depressed for no reason.

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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170 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 17:15

Yohannes Haile

The secret to a happy life is flirting with as many people as you can with no strings attached. Flirting for the sake of it.

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

183 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 17:21

Yohannes Haile

Aggressively looking for love

Friends are getting married

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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187 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 17:26

Yohannes Haile

Now that we’ve grown up, I’d like to propose a new metric for success.

“How often are we making a million?” A reasonable stretch, but achievable. Amen

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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200 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 17:49

Yohannes Haile

I fear that my inner child is a teenager girl

Explains the mood swings

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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177 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 18:13

Yohannes Haile

Good night, lovely people

Too much peacocking for a random Saturday

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes

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175 viewsYohannes Haile, edited 18:29

Yohannes Haile

Happy Women’s Day

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes