Yohannes Haile
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I build apps for the iPhone.

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Short term goal: getting into the trend of “the art of being funny”

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes
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Real ones use Mac

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Hear me out now:

WFH made me a momma’s boy

Nah, I love my mom. She’s the best.

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes
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So I went out for a walk today (with mom)

And this girl stared at me twice. On my way to a cafe and my way back home

I figured that she hasn’t seen an iOS developer before… or I’m handsome… It can’t be both

Which one do you think it is?

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I would have went on many walks if I knew I’m this stareable (it’s not even a word but you get it)

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I build apps for the iPhone.
I am handsome.

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes
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Touch grass they said

They didn’t know pretty girls could stare at you when you do

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes
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Tomorrow is International Women’s Day

So as part of the IWD celebration, I present myself to the ladies to freely stare at me. Have fun, beautiful souls!

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The algorithm knows I’m walking 😭

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For the last three days I was rich and not happy.

Today I decided to be happy and broke.

So I’m giving it all away… would be something I’d never say. I love being rich. I just get depressed for no reason.

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes
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The secret to a happy life is flirting with as many people as you can with no strings attached. Flirting for the sake of it.

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes
Aggressively looking for love

Friends are getting married

I build apps for the iPhone. @XCYohannes
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