Yohannes Haile
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ο£Ώ I build apps for the iPhone.
4+ years of experience building and shipping consumer-facing applications for iPhone users and powerful SDKs for developers and teams, both locally and internationally.
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https://yohannescodes.com
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ANOTHER REALIZATION

Vulnerability has a time and place. Opening up to every stranger gives everyone the power to diminish you.
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THIRD REALIZATION

Don’t make anything you have or do your identity. You will feel miserable the second you realized everything has shifted in your life.
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Am I suddenly wise or just pissed off?
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Ledgerly Milestones

- 171 First-time downloads
- 45 Monthly Active Users
- 24.5 messages/day processed through Auto Ledger
- 4 Paid Plans
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Made only $33 with Ledgerly so far

The rumors of Rocket Money acquiring me are highly exaggerated
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Something tells me I have the most underrated channel
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Y'all were right. I'm funny
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Mom, why are we so poor?

Your dad and I didn't do enough LeetCode in our twenties.
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Is there an objective way to differentiate between your joke not being funny at all and it going over your audience’s head?
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You have to realize that every minute that goes by without you being bitten by a spider is another missed opportunity to turn into Spider-Man.
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What do you mean by what do you do for fun?

Dude, I am fun
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Earn USD + Spend ETB = Good
Earn USD + Spend USD = Bad
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I don't want to get canceled for this, but you all should consider buying an iPhone.

#iPhoneαŒα‹™
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I ESCAPED THE MATRIX
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You either die a hero or live long enough to realize there’s always a more rock-bottom phase of life.
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They revamped the Goodreads app 🫠🫠
You’re not dyslexic. You’re creative enough to read between the lines.
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I'm posting this to stay relevant

Good night πŸ–€
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