Yohannes Haile
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 I build apps for the iPhone.
4+ years of experience building and shipping consumer-facing applications for iPhone users and powerful SDKs for developers and teams, both locally and internationally.
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https://yohannescodes.com
https://yohanneswrites.com
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How I am currently avoiding anyone who's having a flu or tonsilietes
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At some point, I became interested in learning about couple dynamics, and I discovered so many…

One of them was DINK
It means Double Income, No Kid 😭😭
Do you want to have a kid?!?
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Yes, now
48%
Yes, later in life
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Nope
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I'm just a kid
On a summer after Grade 9, my friends and I were called for this mindset training program, and one of the activities we were required to participate in was preparing a vision board.

In it, I specified that I would have 2 kids and named them Kidus and Raey. I was being poetic about their names. Because Kidus Yohannes and Raey Yohannes would definitely make so much sense to anyone calling my kids and I was pretty sure I’d have a son and daughter. The point of the training was the power of the law of attraction so I was being delusional about it.

Of course, one of my visions on the board was joining med school and that didn’t happen.
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My writings are now unc-themed

What did y'all expect?

I'm turning 28 next month
Who here knows my middle name?
Cuffing season is coming (you'll need a big boy)

I started a budget on Ledgerly for Dates

Just letting y'all know
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So, if new people who joined the channel are somewhat confused, I want to be upfront about it and tell you all that this is an entertainment channel.

I'm more serious on LinkedIn, but I haven't been that active lately. I also run a dedicated professional Instagram account and my X account has come to be where I'm mostly available and consistently post.

If somehow my jokes and my writings make you uncomfortable and you see no value in my posts, please feel free to mute or leave the channel. I respect your priorities and you should benefit from other focused channels in the community if you don't enjoy it here.

With that said, I really appreciate y'all for being here and interacting with my content. If you have feedback that is constructive and positive, you can channel-DM me or comment here. I want to be a great impression of the people in tech and that's a burden we all have to carry as creators in this space.

More on me: yohannescodes.com
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Theo must be the worst person in tech
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DEAD TIME is Available on the App Store

https://novarch.lol/deadtime/
Forwarded from Frosty Siren
So would you like to see what it actually looks for us? Would you want to read it with an open mind? (An actual open mind pls)
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Yeah I want to see if I'm missing something
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I think I already get it, but I'd read it
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Not really
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I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.
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My definition of rich
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It was as if I am Sleeping Beauty 🤩
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I was doing God's work for over 3 hours now. Been listening to Jan 2024 podcast episode featuring Robi (Dagmawi Babi Podcasts).

The God's work was this tho:

https://github.com/yohannescodes/iDadJoke2.0