Approaching 28

I had a bet with my high school friends. I said I'd turn 28 as a millionaire and with a model girlfriend besides me while I blow the candles on my birthday cake.

IF YOU KNOW A MODEL OR YOU ARE A MODEL, PING ME. WE WILL SPLIT THE MONEY I WIN.

GPT 5.6 Luna doesn’t count by the way, but I like how you’re thinking

Thursday is all for finding love

No new features and bug fixes on Thursday, because I say so. That’s how you roll when you’re the solo founder of a great product (pre-revenue).

Will the App Store reviewers approve Ledgerly 2.4 before the second coming of Jesus?

Polymarket-worthy title

For my next trick, I’ll double down on my beautiful smile and post a thirst trap

Look at that smile

Don’t you wanna be the reason for that beautiful smile?

Using all my unfair advantages today

No biceps to use tho

SIMPING ይለምልም 🌱

You can always tip me for the smile I put on your face

https://jami.bio/yohanneshaile

WHOEVER SAID THIS TO HER, I WANT TO SEE YOU LOSE YOUR JOB FOR CLAUDE AGAIN AND AGAIN

I WANT TO SEE YOU STRUGGLE GETTING A JOB, BECAUSE YOU'RE THIS DUMB TO ENTERTAIN THE IDEA WOMEN CAN BUILD A CAREER IF THEY ARE INTERESTED IN IT, LET ALONE LEETCODE OR BASIC PROGRAMMING KNOWLEDGE

As much as I joke a lot here, I certainly understand breaking into this field has an extra layer to girls around us. If we cannot support them, we can leave them alone to live their dreams. How can you be such a negativity for a perosn just because you're anon?

IN BIG 2026

We have a lot to undo from this tradition and society.

I love that some of you are looking for ways to break anyone who dared.

I know for a fact that this day will be the highlight of her career as she looks back and notices how far she's come.

This is just the cost of showing your work. This is the cost of shining.

Some support you. Some break you. Some don't even care.

Programming has a mother. Not a father.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ada_Lovelace

Good morning

Inconveniences are frustrating, conveniences are boring. Idk what I should want at this point

Synsation started a playlist on Dark UX

This is so needed

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS46r5EQD/

iDadJoke is Available for Pre-Order

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/idadjoke-daily-dad-jokes/id6793000470

What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid.

iDadJoke is a free app, by the way. I will monetize some additional features if it gets traction, but it is completely free now.

Learn more:
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