Today's outfit is giving pre-revenue SAAS Founder

Drip snitching my $1 MRR if any tech baddie showed some interest

Bro is here for the Cursor Credits and his fake smile tells

Insights from today’s side-quest

- HandleMe should be on Android
- Many Ethiopians do not have Apple Wallet initialized, which makes it impossible for them to subscribe to apps from the App Store
- I have many people who are interested in at least trying our apps

If you're on iOS and would like to try Ledgerly, please channel DM for the TestFlight build access

Also, I am considering making Auto Ledger a free-tier feature instead

All in all, I had fun meeting all the mentors and organizers today

My teams were ambitious and cracked. I’m hoping they pull an all-nighter and make me proud

My favorite question to ask someone I met has become “how did you meet your partner/lover!?”

I always feel bad when they say they met in real life, on-site, through friends and relatives, on a commute, and other unnecessary stuff people do while they need to stay at home and work remotely as a civilized person in the age of Metaverse

So the tech baddies are here by now

Let me shoot my shot

https://www.yohanneswrites.com/blog/why-you-should-data-a-tech-bro

Should have aura farmed a bit and mog-framed the JavaScript guys, but I let it slide and advised all the teams I mentored to build for Web instead

In days like this, you either bag the money or go with the baddie

Can’t do both

And the post goes like this

I build apps for the baddies.

I should stop now

Tech bros never get old despite aging well and building cool stuff and starting a big family

It’s as if they run on Cursor Credits for lifetime

Real story

It’s about time we recruit new crushes tho

This conversation is taken from one of the interviews I had with a top-rated TV show in 2033.

Interviewer: So, Yohannes, tell me one secret of yours to achieve all these things at such a young age. I mean, you recently cofounded multiple unicorn kinds of startups, you worked at a few of the big tech companies, you wrote a best-selling book, and you have been talking on stages like TedTalk and Tech Crunch. What is the secret to all these achievements? What is your recipe?

Me: *clears throat* First of all, I haven’t achieved much, and I am still learning. But for the things you have mentioned, to get those things, I think having multiple crushes helped me.

Interviewer: *👀*

Me: *sips from the glass of water at the table* So, I like to think about “natural selection” when I think about achieving your goals. What natural selection says is survival of the fittest, and I take that as analogous to women’s choice of mates. You know as a man you’re inclined to impress women around. I don’t know if you noticed it or not, but your performance gets crazy (top) when you are around women. A gym where everyone there is a man and a gym where there are women doing workouts are far different. The guys want to show off their strengths and endurance when there are potential mates.

So, to get to my point, by having multiple crushes, you would have multiple muses for creativity, productivity, and even humor. So I advise any man in his twenties to have crushes around his neighborhood so that he will take care of himself even if he’s staying at home, at school to excel at his academic endeavor, at work to get him productive, over LinkedIn to get him accountable for starting up his business soon, over Facebook or Instagram to make him much more presentable, funny, and quick-witted. By any means, though, don’t you dare date in your twenties. It makes you complacent. So that is my tip. That has been my principle for the last ten years.

All that we do is for the female gaze and we love the hustle