Yohannes Haile
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 I build apps for the iPhone.
4+ years of experience building and shipping consumer-facing applications for iPhone users and powerful SDKs for developers and teams, both locally and internationally.
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I feel like this channel would win for the Most Funny Channel category among us

Maybe Kinfish Farms is as funny, but bro is so technical too so that’d cancel it out 😭😂
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I’d like to be remembered as Samson Endale’s arch nemesis
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I’d like to be remembered as the one who’s in her DMs
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I’d like to be remembered as the guy who deleted his channel
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I’d like to be remembered as the guy who builds for the iPhone
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I can’t afford being forgotten

I’m sure my ghost will sneak up on you to make sure you mention my name once in a while
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27 is not that old to think about your legacy, but these days I keep thinking about it

Semahegn Belew died and somehow I felt my mortality
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This book 😭

I published a book review for this years ago

Let me find it for you
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I met the author at Tikur Anbessa Hospital. He works there. I was there for my cardiac checkup. I was shy to ask for a picture together. He asked me if I were a student there. Once again, not joining med school screwed me up.
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This is the first book review I wrote on Alemenor. There’s another one I expanded on the meaning of death and why certain chronically ill people excel in life. I will find it and share soon.

https://www.yohanneswrites.com/blog/3-things-ive-learned-from-alemenor
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So, in Alemenor… Dr. Desta’s rizz is unmatched

I aspire to be as him when I grow up
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Imagine if I read many books

God knew I would be too powerful if I read more and left me with an attention span of a firefly
Number of Exes < Number of Books I Read < Number of Git Commits < Number of Tweets

Your boy is a yapper and nothing more and nothing less
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How can you make an app blue?
Yohannes Haile
How can you make an app blue?
The Heavens are not this blue
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Be like me

Realize you’re not good at designing

Settle down for Liquid Glass or Material 3
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If the Tom from Tom and Jerry were an app
Anyways, if Neway ESX provides APIs for stock prices, I will integrate them to Ledgerly
Forwarded from Code & Coffee (loza)
The Beno Logs
My girlfriend hated when I made her pick places to go out.

And I don't really know too many places around the city (me dev. outside bad 🙂‍↔️). So I built this last weekend.
Hey, gentle man, make sure to use this before you invite her on a date lol.

Jokes aside, I like it
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ChatGPT told me I’m not spoiling myself as I should

So tomorrow
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