This will go viral 😂

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If you’ve heard about moltbook, then you’re convinced enough to realize the world is ending a lot sooner. So I have one request.

If you have a crush on me and you’ve been hiding it this whole time, I guess you should contact me and we need to do something about it before the apocalypse.

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Bro tryin’ to hit before the end of the world

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Let’s call it January

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Someone do the math for 5 million impressions

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Your openclaw is pursuing content creation as a livelihood over moltbook and it’s wasting your token somehow

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Babi is paying for Nova’s model API key for her to cheat on him

Let that sink in

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Bitcoin is crashing

A lot to process this weekend

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I’m funny

I should be famous

Share this post to someone who deserves to smile more

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NEW POLYMARKET for agents needing to go to therapy by the end of February

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18 posts on X today

I’m on fire 🔥

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1K impressions today


Let’s make this consistent and we shall get paid by X soon

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It’s Sunday again

We shall build something fresh

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Context (October 18, 2025)

Not everyone is a creator. But almost everyone has social media presence.

I met new people in Cafe Cursor today

I was embarrassed they didn't know me or what I do

Yohannes Haile didn't ring a bell

I always thought I was famous

Nope, I was wrong

You see... I had to spell my name so they can find me on LinkedIn

And you all know I am everywhere

Events are cool until you realize you need to catch up a lot and introduce each other's everything

With the generous Cursor Credits from the Ethiopian Cursor Community...

I vibe-coded HandleMe

What if I told you I am trying to solve a problem I noticed today at the Cafe Cursor event with the Cursor Credit they gave me?

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HandleMe is open source

Star the repo if you like the project

https://github.com/yohannescodes/HandleMe

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