Soon I'm going to be the rich uncle 🕺

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I'm running out of ሰርግ jokes before the bride and the groom show up

ከንቱ ዓለም

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It's giving the diaspora zemed

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“ሙሽራይቱ ያለችው እርሱ ሙሽራ ነው፤ ቆሞ የሚሰማው ሚዜው ግን በሙሽራው ድምጽ እጅግ ደስ ይለዋል። እንግዲህ ይህ ደስታዬ ተፈጸመ።”
የዮሐንስ ወንጌል 3:29

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ፀልዩልኝና መኪና ልግዛ

I’m avoiding public transport to keep myself safe from respiratory infections. Yango hurts my net worth

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Last time I prayed in public was for a Mac Mini and God provided a MacBook Pro + MacBook Air

Now I’m praying in public for a car, The Lord will surprise me with a private jet

አሜን በል ጎበዝ

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Assets frozen

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(mx + b)ohannes

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https://youtu.be/KXIdYEdOPys?si=LHjfIAvynpSOpJnq

I build apps for the iPhone. @XcodeAndChill

The adult life people refer to: Buying a house, getting married, having kids

The adult life I’m referring to: Sending emails, Best regards, Hope you’re doing well

I build apps for the iPhone. @XcodeAndChill

May your life be filled with consecutive paydays and monthly promotions

I build apps for the iPhone. @XcodeAndChill

If you see someone working on personal projects, better believe they are unemployed

I build apps for the iPhone. @XcodeAndChill

Or overemployed… there is a fine line between overemployed and unemployed person

They both have time, but one is two or more jobs less

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Robi refuses to acquire Ledgerly, but keeps sharing my memes

ውይ ወንዶች አሉ ሴቶች

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They say pictures
They say pose
B, I’m who they trying to be

My spirit animal is Cardi B, not gonna lie

I build apps for the iPhone. @XcodeAndChill

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: Definitely not in Ethiopia

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I'd label this channel as an Entertainment channel

I don't even remember the last time we talked about tech here

It's more of MTV here with live commentary of Disaster Dates and Pimp My Ride

I build apps for the iPhone. @XcodeAndChill

Xcode and Chill ❌
Chill and Chill ✅

I build apps for the iPhone. @XcodeAndChill

Full stack devs score a goal and it will be own goal anyway

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I KNOW BALL

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