- Tim Cook steps down as CEO of Apple
- Cursor is getting acquired by SpaceX
- Anthropic found its own model (Mythos) harmful
- Vercel got compromised
- Doghnut got married

You spent April without me and faced the consequences

Good to be back

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Locked in

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How I felt in April 😴

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“ትልልቅ ሰርጎች ውስጥ ትንንሽ ሰርጎች ይፈጠራሉ”
— Siddhartha Gautama

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Some of you took adult life seriously and it's hard for the rest of us to keep up

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The current vibe

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Soon I'm going to be the rich uncle 🕺

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I'm running out of ሰርግ jokes before the bride and the groom show up

ከንቱ ዓለም

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It's giving the diaspora zemed

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“ሙሽራይቱ ያለችው እርሱ ሙሽራ ነው፤ ቆሞ የሚሰማው ሚዜው ግን በሙሽራው ድምጽ እጅግ ደስ ይለዋል። እንግዲህ ይህ ደስታዬ ተፈጸመ።”
የዮሐንስ ወንጌል 3:29

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ፀልዩልኝና መኪና ልግዛ

I’m avoiding public transport to keep myself safe from respiratory infections. Yango hurts my net worth

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Last time I prayed in public was for a Mac Mini and God provided a MacBook Pro + MacBook Air

Now I’m praying in public for a car, The Lord will surprise me with a private jet

አሜን በል ጎበዝ

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Assets frozen

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(mx + b)ohannes

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https://youtu.be/KXIdYEdOPys?si=LHjfIAvynpSOpJnq

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The adult life people refer to: Buying a house, getting married, having kids

The adult life I’m referring to: Sending emails, Best regards, Hope you’re doing well

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May your life be filled with consecutive paydays and monthly promotions

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If you see someone working on personal projects, better believe they are unemployed

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Or overemployed… there is a fine line between overemployed and unemployed person

They both have time, but one is two or more jobs less

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Robi refuses to acquire Ledgerly, but keeps sharing my memes

ውይ ወንዶች አሉ ሴቶች

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They say pictures
They say pose
B, I’m who they trying to be

My spirit animal is Cardi B, not gonna lie

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