Explaining to my boss that I dont have to go in for work yet because Orthodox Monday is in 2 weeks

just use the phrase this shit aint nothing to me man.

Wulfgar has only been at work a week, and his boss felt the need to put up this sign.

W***gar

week 2 of empl*yment
My soul is fading as a shade banished to the fields of asphodel

Finally this website is good for something

BORN TO GOON

swore I saw a got dam ABO at work today

also befriended a zesty buck from Louisiana
They breed em politesome down theah I tell you hwat