​Dad's Parenting Done For The Day After Yelling ‘Listen To Your Mother’ At The Kids

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Judge Kelly has indefinitely postponed the trial date for Biggs, Nordean, Zach, and Yut, continuing his streak of giving the prosecution 100% of what it wants and denying 100% of defense motions. At this point do we even need a judge? Should just have the prosecutor grab a robe and gavel, and save everyone's time and money.

Breh. I went to lunch with LBF this morning. No kidding. This is his truck. Say hello if you see him. He loves making new friends.

-R1O

I did buddy.

I did.

looks like nobody likes mi new beard

Please explain what is habberning with el presidente's face.

~Schillinger

"Leader"

​Not To Be Outdone, Bill Gates Buys 9.2% Of MySpace

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Ahhahahahahahaha

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Mike and I will be hosting a weekly show on Murder the Media starting Friday April 15th 9pm CST.

This made me guffaw.

A good day.

Don't make excuses or apologize to the faggots on the left. Laugh at them when they bitch about the "right."

Yup