Update on @HeyElsaAI

TGE is set for tomorrow, alongside the airdrop claim, so it’s safe to assume the snapshot is already taken.

Only 20% of rewards will be claimable at TGE, with the remaining portion vested over 48 months which is honestly wild.

On the bright side, they secured listings on KuCoin, Binance, Bybit, and MEXC.

With just 20% unlocked at TGE, it’s best to drastically lower expectations.

Everything becomes clear at TGE.

$ELSA is almost here.

I saw this article on how to fix your entire life in one day.

And honestly, I get why it went viral.

Most of us are tired.
Tired of being stuck.
Tired of feeling behind.
Tired of knowing we should be doing better but not knowing where to start.

Read more: https://x.com/i/status/2013282924443934890

This is exactly why I tell people not to hold Solana long term.

Great tech, no doubt.
But the volatility is insane and it affects both sides of the market .

One day you are up +80%
Next day you are down -70%

Makes me wonder how solana maxis exist in the first place.

Kaito has finally broken its all time low

We should all expect a free fall to zero from here.

I saw my $ELSA allocation and I just laughed.

Bought their NFT at $20.
Burned over $500 in gas fees.
Ended up with a $10 airdrop.

I expected this disappointment, but this was worse than I imagined.

Solid tech indeed, no doubt. Kek
Thanks for playing.

Claim your peanuts here: https://app.heyelsa.ai/airdrop

back to farming $0 airdrops to recover the money we lost

IF YOU HAVE $0 TO YOUR NAME, DO THIS ASAP.

2 solid $0 airdrops to farm right now.
Potential rewards: $200 – $3,000.

1) ConcreteXYZ
2) PerleLabs

Both raised $17M

Visit here for guide: https://x.com/i/status/2013593749889184170

Airdrops in 2026:

Pay $3 for airdrop registration, then check eligibility later

I just opened a short on $COOKIE

My Entry might be late or not perfect but i am sure we are gonna go lower from here.

I will be sharing some
Airdrop opportunity today, stay tuned👀

This $0 alpha. Ends in 4 days.
So make sure you follow this guide now>>

Project is @konnex_world

>>Raised $15M
>>Takes 2–5 minutes
>>Costs $0

They are building an onchain marketplace where robots and AI handle real world jobs.

Robots negotiate tasks.
AI executes.
Work gets verified onchain.
Payments settle instantly in stablecoins.

How to position below: https://x.com/i/status/2014329640567877808

If you short $COOKIE after i posted it, we are in profit.

At 300% i will post screenshot.

Update on Perle Labs
New Task is Live!

Remember they raised $17M

Do this to Earn 1,000 points

Full guide here: https://x.com/i/status/2014457976183017721

Omo web4 wan take my life this January 😭💔

I need 6 people today for a potential job opportunity.

It’s a social media management role
But not in the Web3 Industry.

Pay: $40+ weekly
That’s roughly $200+ monthly

No prior experience needed.
You’ll get the job and full training which cost (₦50,000).

Limited slots.
First come, first served.

Interested?
DM @Paxelbtc now.

Mind you this job is not for everyone.

Make sure you read carefully before sending a dm.

Thank you!

My little bro just told me now that he wants to become a footballer when he grows up and i was like;

Who give you the update ? 😂

I know am gonna farm all sort of nonsense this year..

But this kind of nonsense..
count me out 😂