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💔 R.I.P. DICK 🙈 CHENEY 🍆💦

💀😏 DICK Cheney 🍆 is finally six feet under ⬇️🌿
Old man DICK 🔫👴🏻 fired his last shot 💥🍆 — and baby, it was a messy one 💦💦
“Take my load,” he whispered 😈👌💦💣
Straight from the barrel, that gunpowder kiss 💋🎯 — sexy targets getting hit right on the spot 🍑🥵
The CUMback is real 🔙💦
Let’s face it 🕶️ — this old daddy 🍑 was into more than politics 😏
He was out here SKEET SHOTTING wet dreams 💦💕 yelling “PULL!” as the trigger went off 💥💃
No reloads, no mercy 💦💦
Just pure DICKENING energy 🍆💥 — mistake him for a quail and he’ll still shoot his shot 🔫😵‍💫
We’re talking SHOTGUNS 🔫💦 and SHAGS 🛏️🍑
He missed the DICK GOAL 🥅🍌 but left one hell of a bang 💥
💀🍆 Share this with 5️⃣ of your horniest friends 👯‍♀️👯‍♂️ or risk bad karma 😱💩
But if you do… get ready for a surprise party 🎉 loaded with whiskey 🥃 and way too many DICK jokes 🍆🍌🍑💥

is the rise of single black parenthood due to the lack of cornbread 🤔

POV you are dirt