The year is 2048. America's whitest conservative patriot, DeShawn Maga Tershell Jr. lines up for the National Freethrow Showdown™️ brought to you by McDonalds™️. If he makes the shot he will win a years supply of premium goyslop, if he misses an additional 50B will be allocated to Israel. “I win either way my nigga” Deshawn says to himself as he takes a couple practice dribbles. He lines up and takes the shot. As the ball leaves his finger tips he notices the net moves 2ft to the left, causing an airball. Hes not upset though “everything works out da way it should n sheeit. Im finna get some McDonalds™️ on the way home anyway.” He turns and takes one last look at the basketball court as he walks out the door. “Bada bababa, I’m Lovin it!™️” he whispers and turns back to the exit.

you hold sausage biscuits in room temp long enough to be vegan biscuits

These zoomers have gone too far

me for the all the shit happening in gc

cuckstoel

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?

What in the LinkedIn poasting is this shit

uh yea. who the hell wants to eat unripe blackberries