how did i get here

this is my cat today

🎵🎵🎶ACK🎵🎶

they made a hat to stop you from kissin your bro

this is anti-semitic

The year is 2048. America's whitest conservative patriot, DeShawn Maga Tershell Jr. lines up for the National Freethrow Showdown™️ brought to you by McDonalds™️. If he makes the shot he will win a years supply of premium goyslop, if he misses an additional 50B will be allocated to Israel. “I win either way my nigga” Deshawn says to himself as he takes a couple practice dribbles. He lines up and takes the shot. As the ball leaves his finger tips he notices the net moves 2ft to the left, causing an airball. Hes not upset though “everything works out da way it should n sheeit. Im finna get some McDonalds™️ on the way home anyway.” He turns and takes one last look at the basketball court as he walks out the door. “Bada bababa, I’m Lovin it!™️” he whispers and turns back to the exit.

you hold sausage biscuits in room temp long enough to be vegan biscuits

These zoomers have gone too far