THE AMERICAN CENTURY OF HUMILIATION IS OVER

They will say this about everything. Dollar General has a BOGO sale on Faygo. THIS IS A SIGN WE'RE ENTERING THE GOLDEN AGE OF AMERICA

YOU lost and we WON

annex ONE Canada get Greenland free

The American mind cannot conceptualize reality beyond getting something without a discount

Americans are more Chinese than China

Ah yes, indiscriminate car jacking and arson with Latino pop music in the background is really the vibe of this year