americans really be like "I can excuse the racism and the deportations and the gutting of public health and universities and the pedophilia and the food recalls and the killing of innocents and the funneling billions to support a genocide in the middle east and the child trafficking and the destruction of public trust and the persecution of journalists and cutting school lunches and making trans people's papers invalid and DOGE and the kidnapping of a foreign leader to put him through kangaroo court and the public execution and the court battles against birthright citizenship,

BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT A $6 CORN SYRUP CRUNCHY TREAT."