Today I was taking a shower until I got turned on by my own ass. I wondered if i was a faggot for being turned on by myself. But as I started to stroke I realized my penis was very small. I NEVER remember my penis being this small. And guess what? Turns out the government are pouring tons and tons of estrogen into our water supply, turning us into queers and trannys and making out penis smaller. Now hear me out guys! This isn't just me. All members of the Trumpony community, yes I am part of that community are you triggered you sjw tumblrina? haha you leftists get triggered by everything get rekt. Anyways, EVERYONE in the Trumpony community were saying the same thing about their small penises. This can not be coincidental. This has got to be a conspiracy by the leftists and the sjws you gotta believe me. The blacks are going to steal our women you guys

Despacito is not just a “song” but an experience, concrete proof of the existence of a higher being, a reason to wake up in the morning, a mark of evolution of the human race. Despacito was written by intergalactic spacefaring civilizations long ago, and delivered to earth via meteorite. Despacito 2 will come soon, and my hypothesis will be put to the test: that emergence of Despacito is not a mark of human evolution, but the next level of human advancement itself.

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Ok so how do furries have sex? (Asking for a freind) The average penis is like 5 inches long and the average fursona is 4 inches wider (in all directions) than its human counterpart. Do fur suits have dildo attachments for this purpose? If so do they come with the suit or cost extra?Do female furries have holes in their fur suits? Can you purchase special anal fursonas? Do wolf and dog furries only do it doggy style? Also how common is trans-species relations in the furry community? If it's acceptable for a wolf to fuck a cat, than why can't a human fuck a pig?

Got aborted at 2
Kicked out of my house at 5
Expelled from middle school at 7
Got pregnant at 16
Died in a car accident at 22
And here i am, with 26 subscribers

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