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Peshed meself loofin by blitz wagon

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This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

๐Ÿ“Œ Examples
guy A - wow really?

guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin

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Country Kleenex by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah

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To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

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Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

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hurkle-durkle by Adge77

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Hurkle-durkle: a 200 year-old Scottish term meaning to lounge in bed long after it's time to get up. Happiness is hurkle-durkling.

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I've got lots to do today but as it's raining I'm going to hurkle-durkle instead.

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thot leader by Moxie Max

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Someone who is a self-proclaimed influencer or thought leader, who uses slick marketing to sell their online course or coaching program, but in reality has very little experience.

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He is an online thot leader who offers an 8-week boot camp that promises you'll land a $120K job with zero experience.

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clambaking by O tWeAk x

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Apparently, people from Connecticut call hot boxing clambaking. In the words of a certain CT resident โ€œits smoking pot in your car, rolling the windows up...like a clambake.โ€ It combines the wonders of first hand and second hand smoke to maximize THC intake.

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Lets close these windows and start clambaking, we'll get so blazed

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Dark Academia by whyisaravenlikeawritingdesk?

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An aesthetic that is inspired by old and classic literature/philosophy, as well as themes of existentialism and death (essentially a knowledgeable, vintage emo). It revolves around a dark color scheme as the name implies, with hints of earthy tones as well, such as navy green, burgundy, cream, and brown/beige. This whole aesthetic is about looking like a wise-cracking, pretentious scholar, so you'd usually see one wearing plaid or suede dress pants, knitted turtlenecks, black belts, blazers, baggy overcoats, dress shoes/black heels, and pocket watches/gold vintage watches. You will occasionally find one lounging around in a used bookstore, reading old classics and writing poetry, or in a vintage coffee shop, ordering a black coffee or a green tea with no sugar.

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"Wow, look at her blazer. And those Oxford flats! She's totally emulating the Dark Academia aesthetic!"

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escandalo by @socialhoe

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Idiomatic onomatopean broken spanish exclamation aiming at provoking a reaction, guilt, or irony in the interlocutor

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- I slept with your ex boyfriend Jason.

- No way !

- (
on the side) Escandalo.

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Gloomjoy by ThatBadassOnline

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A person who gains innocent (not malicious, thatโ€™s a sadist) enjoyment from watching another persons misfortune and suffering. Such people are often found watching sad moments from various cartoons and anime while secretly delighting in the misery of it all.

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Person 1: Why are there so many โ€œsad momentsโ€ compilations of various TV shows on YouTube?

Person 2: Just gloomjoys
helping other gloomjoys I guess.

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Goozoo by Puya-joon

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Persian word for a farty person, someone who farts alot, gassy

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How are you, goozoo?

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Cornography by Poochyena_

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A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.

Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.

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Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?


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meet ugly by buunnies

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the opposite of a meet-cute (when a couple meets for the first time and when the scenario was cute). meet ugly is when a couple meets for the first time, but the scenario was ugly or not ideal.

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when Min Ho bumped into Kitty in the 1st episode was the meet ugly of the season, especially because they were enemies to almost lovers.

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stereovision chaos by anorlondo69

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The upstairs neighbors' cats are careening across your bedroom ceiling, ogres are thrashing through their kitchen, their toilet is gradually sinking through the floor above your computer, your roommate is cooking with excessive fish sauce to the Beastie Boys, a wailing train barrels through the park across the street.

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This is stereovision chaos.

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blood boy by anthnerd

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A young man who is a healthy specimen (no drinking, smoking, drugs, possibly vegan) and is hired by an tech billionaire to be a source of youthful, healthy blood for him, via regular transfusions.

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After failing to find a good job in tech, Blaine resorted to becoming a blood boy for Larry Ellison.

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The Mierdas Touch by 10aflyGuy

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The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.

The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.

There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.

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The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.

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Menhera by Kurumi Nanase

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Menhera (ใƒกใƒณใƒ˜ใƒฉ) is a Japanese slang term refering to people that are suffering from mental illness or are in need of mental health care. It is derived from the words "mental", "health", and the suffix "er", meaning "mental healther". Originally, it was born in 2channel's mental health board as a nickname for its users. Due to the negative stigma associated with mental health and illness, it is sometimes abused in a discriminating manner. However, in the recent years, it has evolved into a mental health awareness subculture that tries to change the view on mental health in Japan.

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"My sister is beautiful, cheerful, bright, and homely", but she is actually a Menhera girl.

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Boymoder by Suit Pepe

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Boymoders are transwomen who attempt to present as male while transitioning with feminizing hormones. Due to social anxiety, they're often afraid of showing any outward signs of femininity while being completely unaware that everyone can notice the changes. You can generally find them wearing oversized hoodies and women's skinny jeans regardless of the weather.

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"The boymoder tried to cover her breasts with a baggy hoodie, oblivious to how visible they were through it."

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Tip Pic by Skamalam

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A picture of the head of someones penis typically sent as an alternative to the more popular ballsack pic. A "tip pic" begs the question, why?

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"Jacob just sent me a tip pic"

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agida by Esmee

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Italian-American slang for heartburn but it can also mean mental aggravation.



The word is Italian-American slang derived from the Italian "agitare" meaning "to agitate.



Found an article about one of the stars of The Sopranos who's working on a new movie about feuding pizza parlor owners. The title: "Agida." ...

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"Eew, I've got agida." (swallows) "Give some soda now, YUCK!"

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nesh by KerrAvon

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Being either afraid of the cold or feeling the cold a lot. Used across the Midlands of England and the north

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"You nesh git, you don't need a coat."

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idk girl by invinciblesummer

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A girl who doesn't know anything replies to everything with idk.

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You: Hey whatsup?!

Random idk girl : idk

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Eingleรฐi by londonlivingwisely

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A popular Icelandic concept denoting "the joy of being single" - a portmanteau of the Icelandic words 'Einn' (one, single, or alone) and 'Gleรฐi' (joy).

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'Are you going on any dates at the moment?'

'No,
I'm in my Eingleรฐi era'

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'Did you stay over at someone's house last night?'

'Yeah, Eingleรฐi bitch!'


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