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Snore D'oeuvre by Lu Mars

ℹ️ Description
A small nap taken before one's big, main sleep at night.

πŸ“Œ Examples
I'm off for a snore d'oeuvre on the sofa.

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Ameriboo by Kaiser Mazoku

ℹ️ Description
Someone obsessed with America and American culture. The opposite of a weeaboo.

πŸ“Œ Examples
Kenji filled up his hard drive with Spiderman and Spongebob. Now he's talking about moving to America. He's such an Ameriboo.

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Philadelphia Sunscreen by KhenM

ℹ️ Description
Using an empty sun cream container (preferably the spray kind) as a vessel to smuggle alcohol into events where its prohibited.

πŸ“Œ Examples
Inspired by the episode "The Gang goes to the Jersey Shore" episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 7.

"I hear the security is really strict at this gig, I think I'll just have a
Philadelphia sunscreen"

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Cowabunga it is by The Doctopus

ℹ️ Description
An expression used to accept a challenge, wage war or defend one's honor by unspecified but extreme/chaotic measures.

In all instances it is a simple way of indicating that come what may, your decision is set in stone.

πŸ“Œ Examples
Her: If you don't pause your game right now, we're breaking up.

Me: Cowabunga it is.


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Hoomer by dots4dickn

ℹ️ Description
A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.

πŸ“Œ Examples
"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."

"No, I'm priced out,
hoomer."

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Toff by Voseros

ℹ️ Description
A wealthy person of English origin that also happened to be born that way.

Usually you will find Daddy paid for his education and his Dad paid for his, they also get their jobs because of their Fathers/Uncles pulling strings, yet still have the gall to look down on the millions of unemployed people due to their efforts.

In David Cameron's case all said Dads of Dads who got him where he is were stock brokers or so he told other stock brokers at a particular conference.

They rarely have any problems in their lives save those that are due to inbreeding (which is common) and/or are their own fault.

They have an awful tendency for getting involved in politics, law, finance and big business despite having very little clue about the real world and holding extremely derogatory views about ordinary people. The world is in a far worse state because of this.

The French Revolutionaries and the Bolsheviks knew how best to treat people of their ilk in their respective countries, though somewhat crazy themselves.

πŸ“Œ Examples
Jim bob: Tories are all toffs along with the rest of the political class these days.

Timmy: Aye, bastards caused
the recession and now we're the ones paying for it.

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Hermit Mode by ColdDeath

ℹ️ Description
Hermit Mode is a period in anyone's life where depending on a situation you lock yourself away without telling anyone.

Usually in Hermit Mode you restrict yourself from social networking sites and people in general.

There's many reasons why you'd go into hermit mode such as depression, anxiety, boredom of company, stressed or he/she may haw studying to do but end up playing games anyway.

Basically when people/friends learn this phase every so often, they realise that there's no point trying to talk them out of it, and no point trying to see them.

πŸ“Œ Examples
Arran: Have you seen Joe?

Ryan: I think he's in
hermit mode

.......

Matthew: I think I'm going to he's over to Joes.

Denise: he's in hermit mode

........

Bro: where you been
crazy fool

Joe: Needed some space, went into hermit mode

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KISS ARMY by TV CAR

ℹ️ Description
The army of fans who follow the band KISS, they lie dormant now, but as nations grow weak and citys turn to slums and evil stands strong the KISS army will rise up and become the new world order. KISS will then rule the world, that or it's just a KISS fan club for a bunch of kids born in the 70's.

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The KISS army is strong, I think?

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blandmark by scharrera

ℹ️ Description
The not so exciting place or thing that serves as the marker for a neighborhood.

πŸ“Œ Examples
"The blandmark right by my house is Group Health Hospital" or "That 7-11 sure is a blandmark".

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lost in the sauce by BAChelsea

ℹ️ Description
When you've got something going for you so good (money, women, fame, power, respect) that you become out of touch with reality and start: acting reckless, taking unnecessary risks, and get caught slipping.

Ex 1: Dude making so much money trapping that he starts to slip up and not take proper precautions.

Ex 2: Movie examples: Scarface, Paid in Full, Juice (fell in love w/ the gun), Wolf of Wall Street, Casino, Goodfellas

Ex 3: Dennis Schroder turning down 80m from the lakers because he wanted 100-120m.

The term was coined by Gucci mane: "If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can got lost in the sauce."

Let's break down what he means. "If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost." - with no sauce (money, women, fame, power, respect) then what is that man living for? He's lost. "But the same man can got lost in the sauce" - too much of a good thing can be detrimental.

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OG: Nephew... I know you blowing up and doing ya thing, but never forget - DON'T GET LOST IN THE SAUCE.

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Peshed meself loofin by blitz wagon

ℹ️ Description
This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

πŸ“Œ Examples
guy A - wow really?

guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin

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Country Kleenex by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah

ℹ️ Description
To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

πŸ“Œ Examples
Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

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hurkle-durkle by Adge77

ℹ️ Description
Hurkle-durkle: a 200 year-old Scottish term meaning to lounge in bed long after it's time to get up. Happiness is hurkle-durkling.

πŸ“Œ Examples
I've got lots to do today but as it's raining I'm going to hurkle-durkle instead.

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thot leader by Moxie Max

ℹ️ Description
Someone who is a self-proclaimed influencer or thought leader, who uses slick marketing to sell their online course or coaching program, but in reality has very little experience.

πŸ“Œ Examples
He is an online thot leader who offers an 8-week boot camp that promises you'll land a $120K job with zero experience.

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clambaking by O tWeAk x

ℹ️ Description
Apparently, people from Connecticut call hot boxing clambaking. In the words of a certain CT resident β€œits smoking pot in your car, rolling the windows up...like a clambake.” It combines the wonders of first hand and second hand smoke to maximize THC intake.

πŸ“Œ Examples
Lets close these windows and start clambaking, we'll get so blazed

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Dark Academia by whyisaravenlikeawritingdesk?

ℹ️ Description
An aesthetic that is inspired by old and classic literature/philosophy, as well as themes of existentialism and death (essentially a knowledgeable, vintage emo). It revolves around a dark color scheme as the name implies, with hints of earthy tones as well, such as navy green, burgundy, cream, and brown/beige. This whole aesthetic is about looking like a wise-cracking, pretentious scholar, so you'd usually see one wearing plaid or suede dress pants, knitted turtlenecks, black belts, blazers, baggy overcoats, dress shoes/black heels, and pocket watches/gold vintage watches. You will occasionally find one lounging around in a used bookstore, reading old classics and writing poetry, or in a vintage coffee shop, ordering a black coffee or a green tea with no sugar.

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"Wow, look at her blazer. And those Oxford flats! She's totally emulating the Dark Academia aesthetic!"

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escandalo by @socialhoe

ℹ️ Description
Idiomatic onomatopean broken spanish exclamation aiming at provoking a reaction, guilt, or irony in the interlocutor

πŸ“Œ Examples
- I slept with your ex boyfriend Jason.

- No way !

- (
on the side) Escandalo.

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Gloomjoy by ThatBadassOnline

ℹ️ Description
A person who gains innocent (not malicious, that’s a sadist) enjoyment from watching another persons misfortune and suffering. Such people are often found watching sad moments from various cartoons and anime while secretly delighting in the misery of it all.

πŸ“Œ Examples
Person 1: Why are there so many β€œsad moments” compilations of various TV shows on YouTube?

Person 2: Just gloomjoys
helping other gloomjoys I guess.

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Goozoo by Puya-joon

ℹ️ Description
Persian word for a farty person, someone who farts alot, gassy

πŸ“Œ Examples
How are you, goozoo?

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Cornography by Poochyena_

ℹ️ Description
A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.

Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.

πŸ“Œ Examples
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?


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meet ugly by buunnies

ℹ️ Description
the opposite of a meet-cute (when a couple meets for the first time and when the scenario was cute). meet ugly is when a couple meets for the first time, but the scenario was ugly or not ideal.

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when Min Ho bumped into Kitty in the 1st episode was the meet ugly of the season, especially because they were enemies to almost lovers.

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