dinkwad by Wade Woodard

ℹ️ Description
Double Income No Kids with a dog

📌 Examples
They travel all the time, they are dinkwads.

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Nothing Culture by FertTheTurt

ℹ️ Description
When people on social media make their lives about nothing, like people who make their whole stream about eating fast food. That is nothing culture.

📌 Examples
Man 1: Hey look at jimmy's stream, today he is going to buy everything at a McDonalds and then eat it all with his bros!

Man 2: Bro that's just a bunch of nothing culture quit watching that.

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noodling by MazurkaMatt

ℹ️ Description
A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.



Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.

📌 Examples
Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.

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Trial and Terror by IAmKrazyKool

ℹ️ Description
When you attempt to do something, then panic because you realize you're about to hurt or humiliate yourself.

📌 Examples
Derek experienced trial and terror when he kissed the girl of his dreams, then quickly pulled away because he knew he had bad breath.

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Ewphoria by The Pattern

ℹ️ Description
When a trans person gets euphoria from validation but in a bad context.

Like when a MtF gets cat called when walking in front of men, or when receiving unsolicited nudes from men etc...

📌 Examples
"I got ewphoria from those guys cat calling me"

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pre-grieve by Hifalutin!

ℹ️ Description
Also pre-grieving, pre-grieved. How you handle it when someone dear to you is near death.

📌 Examples
“Curtis came through like a tornado, sulking and fuming” said Maddie after Winston finally came out of the ICU feet first , “and you couldn’t say a word without him blowing up.”

Offering scant reassurance, Bruce said “You can’t take it personally, though, he wasn’t mad at you, he was pre-grieving.”

“He was still a little shit,” said Maddie.

"Mom was so staunch when Dad was in hospice." says Rosemarie. "She pre-grieved by completely reorganizing the china cupboard, the linen closet and even the glove box of his Caddie."

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camping out by M. Jissen

ℹ️ Description
The act of performing oral sex on women for the necessary amount of time. Every good lover should be prepared to pitch the tent, unroll the sleeping bag and bring the pillow in order to satisfy the recipient. In other words...Put in the time and have a comfortable slumber when you’re going down under.

📌 Examples
After the third date, he proved his loyalty by camping out until I was finshed...twice.

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hiccaburp by EriBry

ℹ️ Description
A combination of a hiccup and a burp.

📌 Examples
Person 1 : Did you just burp or hiccup?



Person 2 : Neither, it was a hiccaburp.

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Ranch Fancy by goopceo

ℹ️ Description
Sophisticated cowboy cocktail attire or western wear for a formal setting or party

📌 Examples
Did you spot Magnolia and Matt's classy duds at the box social? They were looking as ranch fancy as can be.

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Google sonic foot fetish pics by VegetablesHulkSmasher

ℹ️ Description
Don’t actually do that

📌 Examples
Please

Don’t google sonic foot fetish pics

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Snore D'oeuvre by Lu Mars

ℹ️ Description
A small nap taken before one's big, main sleep at night.

📌 Examples
I'm off for a snore d'oeuvre on the sofa.

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Ameriboo by Kaiser Mazoku

ℹ️ Description
Someone obsessed with America and American culture. The opposite of a weeaboo.

📌 Examples
Kenji filled up his hard drive with Spiderman and Spongebob. Now he's talking about moving to America. He's such an Ameriboo.

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Philadelphia Sunscreen by KhenM

ℹ️ Description
Using an empty sun cream container (preferably the spray kind) as a vessel to smuggle alcohol into events where its prohibited.

📌 Examples
Inspired by the episode "The Gang goes to the Jersey Shore" episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 7.

"I hear the security is really strict at this gig, I think I'll just have a Philadelphia sunscreen"

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Cowabunga it is by The Doctopus

ℹ️ Description
An expression used to accept a challenge, wage war or defend one's honor by unspecified but extreme/chaotic measures.

In all instances it is a simple way of indicating that come what may, your decision is set in stone.

📌 Examples
Her: If you don't pause your game right now, we're breaking up.

Me: Cowabunga it is.

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Hoomer by dots4dickn

ℹ️ Description
A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.

📌 Examples
"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."

"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."

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Toff by Voseros

ℹ️ Description
A wealthy person of English origin that also happened to be born that way.

Usually you will find Daddy paid for his education and his Dad paid for his, they also get their jobs because of their Fathers/Uncles pulling strings, yet still have the gall to look down on the millions of unemployed people due to their efforts.

In David Cameron's case all said Dads of Dads who got him where he is were stock brokers or so he told other stock brokers at a particular conference.

They rarely have any problems in their lives save those that are due to inbreeding (which is common) and/or are their own fault.

They have an awful tendency for getting involved in politics, law, finance and big business despite having very little clue about the real world and holding extremely derogatory views about ordinary people. The world is in a far worse state because of this.

The French Revolutionaries and the Bolsheviks knew how best to treat people of their ilk in their respective countries, though somewhat crazy themselves.

📌 Examples
Jim bob: Tories are all toffs along with the rest of the political class these days.

Timmy: Aye, bastards caused the recession and now we're the ones paying for it.

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Hermit Mode by ColdDeath

ℹ️ Description
Hermit Mode is a period in anyone's life where depending on a situation you lock yourself away without telling anyone.

Usually in Hermit Mode you restrict yourself from social networking sites and people in general.

There's many reasons why you'd go into hermit mode such as depression, anxiety, boredom of company, stressed or he/she may haw studying to do but end up playing games anyway.

Basically when people/friends learn this phase every so often, they realise that there's no point trying to talk them out of it, and no point trying to see them.

📌 Examples
Arran: Have you seen Joe?

Ryan: I think he's in hermit mode

.......

Matthew: I think I'm going to he's over to Joes.

Denise: he's in hermit mode

........

Bro: where you been crazy fool

Joe: Needed some space, went into hermit mode

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KISS ARMY by TV CAR

ℹ️ Description
The army of fans who follow the band KISS, they lie dormant now, but as nations grow weak and citys turn to slums and evil stands strong the KISS army will rise up and become the new world order. KISS will then rule the world, that or it's just a KISS fan club for a bunch of kids born in the 70's.

📌 Examples
The KISS army is strong, I think?

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blandmark by scharrera

ℹ️ Description
The not so exciting place or thing that serves as the marker for a neighborhood.

📌 Examples
"The blandmark right by my house is Group Health Hospital" or "That 7-11 sure is a blandmark".

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lost in the sauce by BAChelsea

ℹ️ Description
When you've got something going for you so good (money, women, fame, power, respect) that you become out of touch with reality and start: acting reckless, taking unnecessary risks, and get caught slipping.

Ex 1: Dude making so much money trapping that he starts to slip up and not take proper precautions.

Ex 2: Movie examples: Scarface, Paid in Full, Juice (fell in love w/ the gun), Wolf of Wall Street, Casino, Goodfellas

Ex 3: Dennis Schroder turning down 80m from the lakers because he wanted 100-120m.

The term was coined by Gucci mane: "If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can got lost in the sauce."

Let's break down what he means. "If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost." - with no sauce (money, women, fame, power, respect) then what is that man living for? He's lost. "But the same man can got lost in the sauce" - too much of a good thing can be detrimental.

📌 Examples
OG: Nephew... I know you blowing up and doing ya thing, but never forget - DON'T GET LOST IN THE SAUCE.

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Peshed meself loofin by blitz wagon

ℹ️ Description
This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

📌 Examples
guy A - wow really?

guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin

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