Keir Starmer will be the latest figure to appear as a giant effigy at a town’s Bonfire Night celebrations – following in the footsteps of Donald Trump, Liz Truss and Oasis.

The 11-metre figure of the prime minister holding a burning torch and a digital ID card will be the main feature of the event in Edenbridge, Kent, on Saturday.

The effigy wears a "farmer harmer" badge, a hat, flip-flops and a frilly collar usually associated with Guy Fawkes - and is holding a clipboard with "suck up to Trump" written in big letters.

The Edenbridge Bonfire Society has been poking fun at celebrities and politicians through the effigies since 1994.

Missing prisoner named.

Police have launched an urgent manhunt after a migrant sex offender was mistakenly freed from scandal-hit HMP Wandsworth a week ago.

It's understood the missing prisoner is Brahim Kaddour-Cherif, who most recently appeared at Westminster Magistrates' Court in September on a charge of failing to comply with sex offender requirements.

The Algerian convict, 24, is understood to have been serving time for trespass with an intent to steal but has previously committed a sexual offence of indecent exposure.

New posters, put up in Edinburgh, last evening

Digital ID = digital prison

Broadcaster Jeremy Vine has told a court that being called a "bike nonce" in posts on social media by former footballer Joey Barton left him "completely devastated".

If you know anything about investing it is your moral.duty to take a short out on Palantir.

Run these filth into the ground.

Second prisoner released in error from HMP Wandsworth.

British national William Smith, who goes by Billy, was mistakenly freed from the scandal-hit prison on Monday while Algerian migrant sex offender Brahim Kaddour-Cherif has been at large since October 29.

Smith, 35, was accidently released from prison on the same day he was sentenced to nearly four months for multiple fraud offences at Croydon Crown Court.

First post since his election lol.

Sharing a complete psyop.

He should have said 'What ya doin there Rabbi'?

The Prince of Wales has followed in his mother's footsteps with a visit to the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro.

Prince William stood in the same spot that Diana, Princess of Wales, was photographed in 34 years ago.

Tesco now using a weighbridge at the checkouts in selected stores.

Resist using these or they will become commonplace.

William Hague is champing at the bit for Digital ID.

These caseworkers KNOW these men are potentially extremely dangerous and are not genuinely here for their safety.

Police confirm a dog that killed a nine-month-old in Rogiet, southeast Wales, was an XL bully, and stress the investigation is ongoing, with no arrests made so far.

The Scottish Parliament has passed land reforms which could force the break-up of some large estates.

The bill is designed to help reduce the concentration of rural land ownership among a small number of people, and to give communities a greater say in what happens on privately owned land.

Zohran Mamdani's wife.

SWINDON: 13-YEAR-OLD BOY HOSPITALISED AFTER BRUTAL ATTACK AT SCHOOL

A 13-year-old boy was beaten unconscious by a group of pupils at St Joseph’s Catholic College in Swindon - just two weeks after joining the school.

🔴 The entire attack was filmed and shared on Snapchat
🔴 The boy was punched, kicked and hit with a belt
🔴 Police have REFUSED to take further action

His mother says she’s furious that nothing is being done.

This is modern Britain - two-tier justice, selective outrage https://x.com/TheBritishIntel/status/1985363942412054785

Police were called to one of the Peak District's most famous routes after a UK rapper blocked the road whilst filming a music video.

Officers received reports of cars blocking off Winnats Pass, in Castleton, Derbyshire, just after 17:25 BST on 19 October.

London-born rapper Tion Wayne was filmed in front of a black Rolls-Royce Cullinan in a music video for his new single "Streets a Lie".

Police said they attended and the road was cleared, with Wayne saying he "locked off Peak District till the Feds came" on his TikTok account.

One of the two prisoners mistakenly freed from HMP Wandsworth has handed himself in.

William "Billy" Smith, 35, was wrongly released from HMP Wandsworth earlier this week.

But he has now handed himself in after a three-day manhunt.

Smith was sentenced to 45 months for multiple fraud offences at Croydon Crown Court on Monday, but mistakenly released later the same day.

His release came about because of a court error, telling the prison his custodial sentence was a suspended one instead.

This is the New York Police Commissioner who says she is happy t work under Zohran Mamdani- Jessica Tisch.

Psyop season now in full force.

Interesting... Should I be worrying about one of the 10%'s?

That 10% keeps cropping up, Pretty accurate from just a picture though!!!!

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