That'll do it (you may need to zoom in to read the sign).
Marlborough Golf Club expressing their commitment to the balance between profit and the environment. Yes, the foreground of the photograph marks the entirety of the push for biodiversity.
It rather reminds me of Basil Fawlty's approach to cuisine, related during Gourmet Night. Once they'd arranged the night itself, he suggested that "on the other nights we'll just have a big trough of baked beans and garnish it with a couple dead dogs."
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Gourmet Night: https://youtu.be/yUfulQs_Tq0
Marlborough Golf Club expressing their commitment to the balance between profit and the environment. Yes, the foreground of the photograph marks the entirety of the push for biodiversity.
It rather reminds me of Basil Fawlty's approach to cuisine, related during Gourmet Night. Once they'd arranged the night itself, he suggested that "on the other nights we'll just have a big trough of baked beans and garnish it with a couple dead dogs."
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Gourmet Night: https://youtu.be/yUfulQs_Tq0
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I was just thinking about things that are completely absurd, when I remembered this. Fortunately, there are no alerts at the moment.
The Government is to be credited with a certain magic if it is able to warn of danger nearby without knowing the location of the victim.
It looks jolly safe. Effective, too.
The Government is to be credited with a certain magic if it is able to warn of danger nearby without knowing the location of the victim.
It looks jolly safe. Effective, too.
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The obvious candidate for a leading role in the most tense geopolitical drama of the decade.
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“Regulation is really all about getting people to act in ways they would not
otherwise choose, for the best.”
This gem comes from Glenys Stacey’s foreword to her 2018 Farm Inspection and Regulation Review and works well as a pithy exhibition of the utter disdain and mistrust with which the Government treats the public it is paid by, to work for.
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https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/764286/farm-inspection-regulatio-review-final-report-2018.pdf
otherwise choose, for the best.”
This gem comes from Glenys Stacey’s foreword to her 2018 Farm Inspection and Regulation Review and works well as a pithy exhibition of the utter disdain and mistrust with which the Government treats the public it is paid by, to work for.
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https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/764286/farm-inspection-regulatio-review-final-report-2018.pdf
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If you are aware of the work of Sam and Mark Bailey, then you probably know about this book launched recently. If not, then I would very much encourage you to get into their material and manage your own health.
The book is called The Final Pandemic and the best place to buy it is Lulu.
Sam has a Telegram channel, which links to all of her content: https://t.me/drsambaileyofficial
The book is called The Final Pandemic and the best place to buy it is Lulu.
Sam has a Telegram channel, which links to all of her content: https://t.me/drsambaileyofficial
Lulu
The Final Pandemic
Humanity is under assault from pandemics but not for the reasons that the mainstream sources portray. This book examines the claims regarding alleged “contagious” disease outbreaks such as COVID-19 to shed more light on what they are, or perhaps more importantly…
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“The family is now one of the major obstacles to improved mental health, and hence should be weakened, if possible, so as to free individuals and especially children from the coercion of family life.” International Congress on Mental Health, London, 1948
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https://www.cchr.org.uk/undermining-morals/
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https://www.cchr.org.uk/undermining-morals/
Citizens Commission on Human rights UK
Undermining Morals
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What are the odds?
The Launderers and Auditors granted back-to-back Royal Charters! You could make it up, but it would have taken a while.
To peruse for yourself:
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https://privycouncil.independent.gov.uk/royal-charters/list-of-charters-granted/
The Launderers and Auditors granted back-to-back Royal Charters! You could make it up, but it would have taken a while.
To peruse for yourself:
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https://privycouncil.independent.gov.uk/royal-charters/list-of-charters-granted/
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Forwarded from Mrs Tiggywinkle
Bob Moran:
Imagine the most sophisticated PR machine in the world coming up with this:
"As you are aware, Your Royal Highness, there has been widespread speculation and all kinds of nasty conspiracy theories circulating about your absence. We haven't managed this very well thus far. In fact, we've made a complete pig's ear of it. But now we're going to fix everything. We've put our best people on this and here's what we're going to do:
Just you perched awkwardly on a bench. Minimal makeup. Uncharacteristically pale skin. Tired eyes. But inexplicably immaculate and perfectly symmetrical hair. You mustn't touch your hair in that natural, spontaneous way you always do. You know, that thing that makes people subconsciously know it's definitely you. NEVER touch your hair. Or flick it. Don't flick your hair back or do any of those natural, human movements that, incidentally, deep fake technology still struggles to pull off. Keep your hands in your lap. DO NOT lift them off your legs.
There will be no establishing shots. The last thing we want to do is film you walking through the garden, holding hands with William or picking daffodils with your children, like we would normally do. Not even you on your own, walking up to the bench and sitting down. Or getting up at the end. It's just going to be BOOM! HELLO HERE I AM ON A BENCH. ALONE. I'VE GOT CANCER, LIKE MOST OF YOU NOW - LOL - THANKS A LOT BYE.
Not even indoors surrounded by photographs of the family, as we also normally like to do these things. No. This will be unlike any other filmed message we've ever produced, in a deliberately confusing way. In fact, it's going to be done in a way that no filmmaker or videographer would ever, ever choose to shoot something like this.
We've written a script for you. It's mainly talking about how comforting it is to have William by your side. It's very important that you emphasise this because he will NOT be by your side as you say it. This will not make any sense at all, to anybody. Next to you will just be an egg-shaped void where your husband's head should be. It's the stupidest thing in the world to not have at least one shot of you with your husband. So we're not going to have one.
The take away from this needs to be that you're a frightened, sickly woman whose only friend in the world is a fucking bench and nobody understands how you got there.
Also, if you blink at an almost impossible, inhuman rate. We won't do another take. That's the one we'll use.
Obviously, the really smart way to do this would be to invite a BBC journalist to do a candid interview with you, somebody like Nick Robinson, who also suffered from cancer and also told everyone to get the injections that cause horrific cancers. Just like you! Anyway, he could talk to you, perhaps on a sofa, candidly but with respect and sensitivity, and you could reveal your situation to the world. We could even subtly place a copy of that day's paper on the coffee table in front of you as a wry, playful, 'fuck you' to all the conspiracy theorists. People would love that. It also shows you still have a sense of humour.
But we've decided not to do any of those things. We're going for this really weird, unsettling, off-brand, totally inexplicable bench monologue. Like a Mr Bean sketch, but with fewer laughs"
https://twitter.com/bobscartoons/status/1772185340326862891
Imagine the most sophisticated PR machine in the world coming up with this:
"As you are aware, Your Royal Highness, there has been widespread speculation and all kinds of nasty conspiracy theories circulating about your absence. We haven't managed this very well thus far. In fact, we've made a complete pig's ear of it. But now we're going to fix everything. We've put our best people on this and here's what we're going to do:
Just you perched awkwardly on a bench. Minimal makeup. Uncharacteristically pale skin. Tired eyes. But inexplicably immaculate and perfectly symmetrical hair. You mustn't touch your hair in that natural, spontaneous way you always do. You know, that thing that makes people subconsciously know it's definitely you. NEVER touch your hair. Or flick it. Don't flick your hair back or do any of those natural, human movements that, incidentally, deep fake technology still struggles to pull off. Keep your hands in your lap. DO NOT lift them off your legs.
There will be no establishing shots. The last thing we want to do is film you walking through the garden, holding hands with William or picking daffodils with your children, like we would normally do. Not even you on your own, walking up to the bench and sitting down. Or getting up at the end. It's just going to be BOOM! HELLO HERE I AM ON A BENCH. ALONE. I'VE GOT CANCER, LIKE MOST OF YOU NOW - LOL - THANKS A LOT BYE.
Not even indoors surrounded by photographs of the family, as we also normally like to do these things. No. This will be unlike any other filmed message we've ever produced, in a deliberately confusing way. In fact, it's going to be done in a way that no filmmaker or videographer would ever, ever choose to shoot something like this.
We've written a script for you. It's mainly talking about how comforting it is to have William by your side. It's very important that you emphasise this because he will NOT be by your side as you say it. This will not make any sense at all, to anybody. Next to you will just be an egg-shaped void where your husband's head should be. It's the stupidest thing in the world to not have at least one shot of you with your husband. So we're not going to have one.
The take away from this needs to be that you're a frightened, sickly woman whose only friend in the world is a fucking bench and nobody understands how you got there.
Also, if you blink at an almost impossible, inhuman rate. We won't do another take. That's the one we'll use.
Obviously, the really smart way to do this would be to invite a BBC journalist to do a candid interview with you, somebody like Nick Robinson, who also suffered from cancer and also told everyone to get the injections that cause horrific cancers. Just like you! Anyway, he could talk to you, perhaps on a sofa, candidly but with respect and sensitivity, and you could reveal your situation to the world. We could even subtly place a copy of that day's paper on the coffee table in front of you as a wry, playful, 'fuck you' to all the conspiracy theorists. People would love that. It also shows you still have a sense of humour.
But we've decided not to do any of those things. We're going for this really weird, unsettling, off-brand, totally inexplicable bench monologue. Like a Mr Bean sketch, but with fewer laughs"
https://twitter.com/bobscartoons/status/1772185340326862891
X (formerly Twitter)
Bob Moran (@bobscartoons) on X
Imagine the most sophisticated PR machine in the world coming up with this:
"As you are aware, Your Royal Highness, there has been widespread speculation and all kinds of nasty conspiracy theories circulating about your absence. We haven't managed this…
"As you are aware, Your Royal Highness, there has been widespread speculation and all kinds of nasty conspiracy theories circulating about your absence. We haven't managed this…
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"Convoys of tractors have been seen across London waving Union flags and holding signs reading 'no farmers, no food, no future'. Fortunately for their drivers, specialist agricultural vehicles are exempt from Sadiq Khan's £12.50 ULEZ charge."
What next? Subsidy will always mean slavery.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13236903/tractor-convoy-descends-london-rush-hour-farmer-protest.html
What next? Subsidy will always mean slavery.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13236903/tractor-convoy-descends-london-rush-hour-farmer-protest.html
Mail Online
Slow-moving tractor convoy descends on central London during rush hour
The campaign groups Save British Farming and Fairness for Farmers of Kent have assembled for a 'go-slow' convoy and drive around Westminster which started at 6pm.
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On 25th March 2024, the Government announced “plans” for enhanced water fluoridation in the North East of England. A consultation is launched alongside these plans, the results of which will be ignored, for your safety.
Nonetheless, if the consultation is not responded to, there are no sticks with which to beat the Government, and only limited justification for taking action.
To get you in the mood, this is an excerpt from the press release:
“Fluoride is a naturally occurring mineral which protects teeth against decay. Natural levels of fluoride in water can be safely topped up to provide additional protection for teeth and reduce dental health inequalities, with decades of research showing it is effective and safe.”
For further detailed background, please see UK Column interview on this with Joy Warren “Fluoride—The Poisoned Chalice: In Plain Sight”
Consultation HERE
Press Release HERE
Nonetheless, if the consultation is not responded to, there are no sticks with which to beat the Government, and only limited justification for taking action.
To get you in the mood, this is an excerpt from the press release:
“Fluoride is a naturally occurring mineral which protects teeth against decay. Natural levels of fluoride in water can be safely topped up to provide additional protection for teeth and reduce dental health inequalities, with decades of research showing it is effective and safe.”
For further detailed background, please see UK Column interview on this with Joy Warren “Fluoride—The Poisoned Chalice: In Plain Sight”
Consultation HERE
Press Release HERE
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