I bring a flattening the crib and parking a double wide in it's place vibe to the neighborhood the HOA doesn't really like

Pro tip use a lead cutting board to prepare your food to avoid dulling up your knives while also avoiding microplastics getting into your food as would with a plastic cutting board

Just be careful all that lead on the brain doesn't turn you into a boomer, be careful of a sudden urge to listen to classic rock, brag about paying taxes, and defend Israel online

Women and jews are ruining every decent country left in the world.

h/t: Richard Stroker

@AltSkull48