ሰላት must be soooo damn Hard for a ጌ muslim dude.

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someone: how many crush do you have?
me: up to 7 crush per day!😂


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Money is acting like a Virgin these days
Its so fucking tight😑

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At school they teach as that XXX is roman number..and today's I went to Google n typed XXX then the Romans came out naked.

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🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹እንኳን ደስ አለን🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹

ኢትዮጵያዊው ታምራት ቶላ ውድድሩን በአንደኝነት በማጠናቀቀ ለሀገራችን ሁለተኛውን እና ሞስነት ገርመው ሁለተኛ በመውጣት የብር ሜዳሊያ አስገኝተዋል‼️

#share_please🙏🙏🙏
Invite your friends
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ደሀ መሆኔን የተረዳውት እኔ ቤት የነበረች አይጥ ጎረቤት ሂዳ መወፈሯን ሳይ ነው 😭😭

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የ ህንድ ፊልም ብሎ ዝም

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Teacher: Jimmy, how do you spell phone?
Jimmy: F-o-n-e.
Teacher: The dictionary spells it P-h-o-n-e.
Jimmy: You didn't ask me how the dictionary spells it.

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Father:-Why don,t you go and study?
Son:-For what?
F:-You,ll get good marks
S:-Then?
F:-You,ll get a good salary
S:-Then?
F:-You,ll relax🤷‍♂
S:-What do you think i,m doing right now??

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Wondering 🤔

የአንድ ደቂቃ የህሊና ፀሎት ግን ለምንድነው አንድ ደቂቃ የማይሞላው??

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My oromo Gf said: In the world full of አቡሽ be my ሀጫሉ

I replied: so u want me dead?

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She is beautiful, she chase someone for his Money and በዚም በዛም ብላ መኪናውን ሸጣ ተካፈለችው

We call her Kim-Car-ድርሻዬን...

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ትሁት ብትሆን አይደል

"ይቅርታ አድርግልኝ እና" ብላ መሳደብ የጀመረችው?

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#Me: my daughter would've been 8 today.

Fr: omg what happened?

I pulled out.

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"እያንዳንዱ የ Manchester United ደጋፊ የወላጅ ክትትል እንዳይለየው!!"
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"ማንኛውም የዩናይትድ ደጋፊ ገመድ, ገደል እና ስለት ባለበት አከባቢ ብቻውን መተው የለበትም!!"
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"በነገራችን ላይ ይሄ ሁላ የዩናይትድ ደጋፊ ጨጓራውን መድቦ ነው ጫወታውን የጀመረው!!" ቅጥጥጥል ቻሉት!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Stop trolling DJ Lee. You ain't half the man she is.

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For the number of times i say ማርያምን in a day, ባላርግ እንኳን ክንፍ 👼 ማቆጥቆጥ ነበረብኝ


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#Her: I think I'm pregnant

#Me: ሄሎ ሄሎ... ም... አ... ሽኝ... ይቆራ... መልሼ ልደውልልሽ ቆይ

#Her: we're talking in person እኮ እዮባ


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